You're reading my profile.
Do you want a cookie?
You want to hear my story?
Well, okay then, here it goes:
(Starts to sing, everybody runs away screaming)
To the tune of "Dreidel, Dreidel" (Or really anything you want)
Well, hello there random strangers
That seem to looking at me
Let me tell you my story
of memes and misery
I had a raspberry pi
And I lurked in the forums yonder,
experimenting with it because I can
throwing it at a man
then I got a calculator
A Ti 84 Plus CE
Then I haunted the cemetech forums
biting anyone who came near me
(to the tune of "Frosty the snowman")
but then I saw the light
the holy grail you see
when I walked into barnes and noble
and found my complacency
Keeper of the lost cities!
Is a very addicting thing
It makes me rant and rant
and ship sophex
until I die of my computer screen.
There, how did you like it?
(Crowd is silent)
(KermTheMartian from cemetech)
Run for your lives everybody! He's crazy! He thought he could emulate a ARM board on a ez80!
(Crowd looks at him confused)
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!
(the crowd evacuates)
Okay, that was uncalled for.
Why are you still here?
Wasn't my terrible singing enough?
Now, by nobody's request, a F. A. Q.
The Author on The Author
The author interviewing himself
(inspired by Pseudonymous on Pseudonymous)
A = author
I = interviewer(also author)
I: How did you get into KOTLC?
A: Listen to my song, you imbecile
I: Is it true that you have had multiple restraining orders put on you by Simon and Schuster?
A: I shall neither confirm nor deny that.
I: Are you a boy or a girl?
A: Why do you want to know that?
A: Very convincing argument. Fine! I am a boy.
I: Okay, how old are you?
Coppa: Hold up! No revealing personal information online!
A: Thank Iggy.
I: Back, Back to the wasteland of youtube, you vile demon!
(Coppa hisses and crawls back to youtube)
I: Hold on, did you say thank Iggy?
I: You just came up with that right now, didn't you?
A: I shall neither confirm nor deny that I came up with the copyrighted by me saying of Thank Iggy!.
I: You have got to be kidding me.
A: Not even a little.
I: Do you have any writing experience?
A: I have written a couple short stories and I have a science fiction novel in the works. I'm hoping to get it published by Simon and Schuster.
I: Wait, you're an actual author?
A: You do realize what you're referring to me by, right?
I: Good point.
I: Why did you just randomly scream?
A: Because this was dangerously close to actually being informal and boring.
A: (Eats mallowmelt through nose)
House: Gryffindor/Ravenclaw (I've gotten both an equal amount of times)
Patronus: Black and White Cat
Wand: Alder wood with a unicorn hair core, 10 " and surprisingly swishy flexibility
Godly Parent: Athena/Hephaestus (I've gotten both an equal amount of times)
Now time for content that isn't from my fanfic profile!
I write fanfiction! Check my stories(and frankly my better profile) at here.
I am a:
2. Gravity Falls Nerd
3. Sophex Shipper
5. Author(I don't only write fanfiction! I have a sci-fi novel in the works for simon and schuster)
6. Cemetech Nerd
7. Basically I'm a huge nerd.
8. Possibly some sort of wombat?
9. Why are you still reading this?
10. I'm a multishipper as well.
11. ELEVEN IS AN UNDERRATED NUMBER