ME: "Not now Anaklusmos! Percy can't find out that I stole you!"
ME: *Puts cap on back of pen*
ME: *Signs in big loopy cursive letters* MISS EMMA LEIGH HOLLAND On a random document*
ANAKLUSMOS: "You know that if you use fake names it doesn't really count, don't you K-"
ME: "SHUSH! YOU CAN'T JUST GO AROUND GIVING MY NAME OUT ON A MORTAL WEBSITE!!!! IT'LL TOTALLY ATTRACT MONSTERS!!!!! And by the way, HOW IN TARTARUS ARE YOU TALKING??? YOUR JUST A MAGICAL PEN/SWORD!!"
ANAKLUSMOS: "Because. And you arn't my owner! You can't tell me what to do! Hehehe..."
ME: "What??? What's so funny???!!!???"
ME: *THROWS ANAKLUSMOS OUT OF WINDOW*
ANAKLUSMOS: *Appears back in my tye dye man satchel, which I also stole from Percy*
ANAKLUSMOS: "HAHAHAHAHA ISN'T THAT JUST ADORABLE!!!!! YOU TRIED TO GET RID OF ME!!!!! WELL I GOT NEWS FOR YOU! YOU OWN ME, AND YOU KEEP ME FOREVER!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-
ME: *RUNS HALF WAY AROUND THE WORLD, THRUSTS PERCY'S MAN SATCHEL, AND ANAKLUSMOS INTO HIS ARMS, AND RUNS AWAY*
ME: "I AM DIVERGENT AND I CAN NOT AND WILL NOT BE CONTROLLED!!!!!
ME: *STABS BUTTERKNIFE INTO TABLE*
EFFIE: "THATS MAHOGANY!!!!!!!!"
ME: *TURNS TO ASH AND BLIPS OUT OF EXISTANCE FOR FIVE YEARS*
If they ever release fintan I will LITERALLY scream until I lose my voice like they treat him like he deserves better but let’s not forget HE KILLED KENRIC I was SSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO mad when that happened
and like why is FINTAN back but Kenric isn’t I was like WHAT IS FINTANS BACK WE SHOULD HAVE KENRIC BACK TO WHAT THE FUDGE and also bc Councillor Alina SUCKS like Ik she was nice to Sophie when she was a principal but now she let the power go to her head and she is REALLY ANNOYING just my opinion