Hi! This is the new strange ducks thread! I will add more things up here later!
The Strange Ducks
Join the Strange Ducks today! All you have to do is message a captain or the forum to request joining, and tell me that you are weird. NO NORMAL PEOPLE ALLOWED!!!! If you are the slightest bit weird, please join! Additionally, please join our wiki!
The Duckish Badge Of Honor
By having this badge on your profile, you are an official duck! If you aren't a certified duckko, you'll immediately be asked to remove it until further notice. We highly encourage every single duck to add this to their duckity duckish profile! It is a badge of honor, being one of us! For to adventure! 'Cause we're on the edge of the duckity duck greatness! Turning humans to ducks! We must be weird! We must be strong! We must be amazing! And most of all, we must all get together and be as one! Be as the duckish society of amazingness!
7. Due to multiple unfortunate events, the limit of <big> tags is 18. Do not, under any circumstances (unless given explicit permission by both Cress and Charlotte, and no one else) exceed this limit.
8. It is strongly recommended that wikians diagnosed with anatidaephobia (noun; the irrational fear that somewhere, a duck or goose is watching you) do not join this club, as members will have many ducks stalking them. However, joining this club may be a way to get over your fear of stalkery waterfowl. Your call.
9. You must be a captain to edit this template or make ducky threads.
10. OPTIONAL: it is suggested for you to put something, doesn't matter if it's small or large, on your profile indicating that you are a part of this, but if you do not have an account, this rule does not apply to you.
You do not have to have an account. You can join without an account, but you have to have something that we can call you. MagicDaydreamer does not have an account, but they calls themself MagicDaydreamer, so they're one of the founders. Welp... now they have an account, but you still don't need an account to join...!
We elect one captain whenever one is needed. Captains are to be as weird as possible, as well as recruit members to our club(/cult). Captains and wiki administrators are the only ones allowed to edit this Strange Ducks badge.
You must have your article approved by said captain
You must give said captain a rundown of what the article to be about
You must remember that your article may be taken down even if approved (for various reasons)
You must follow the rest of the duck rules
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BREAKING NEWS: DUCKS RECOGNIZE A FRAUD IN PHOTOSHOP!
These extremely bizarre ducks are a very large family living in a marshy area of the Lost Cities Keeper forum--The Swamp of Clubs. They've been stampeding and hurting anyone in sight, but they've recently proved their worth as PHOTOSHOP LIE DETECTORS!!! Recently, their leaders have been given a seat on the UN! Will these ducks take over the world? To see more, head over to article 8.
Ducks Find a Lodestar Leading to Secret Ducky Swamps!
When Night Falls, the Ducks Attack!
A Flashback to When Duck Society Was Young
As I'm currently writing this, the Strange Ducks has around 60 members. Wow! I'm honestly surprised and happy at how far the Ducks have come! I joined wiki in late December, and discovered the Strange Ducks through comments on the LGBTQ+ Keeper page. At the time, MagicDaydreamer didn't have an account, and I was worried she wouldn't see my message if I left it on her FANDOM User wall, so I asked Charlotte instead. Since then, I've been so happy and excited to see MagicDaydreamer get an account, people join the strange ducks, and being the first captain.
While the Strange Ducks is mostly for fun, I've made everlasting friendships through it. I can finally connect with people like me, and who accept me for being me! I can rant about things that I do, and why I'm such a weirdo, and everyone accepts me for who I am.
Thank you for everyone who joined the strange ducks! I can safely say it's been a wonderful experience, and I hope that if you read this and you aren't already a duck, you should totally be one!
As I write this, the Strange Ducks have nearly 100 members. I can't wait until duck society has enough members to form a ducky city. Cress and Charlotte have announced the recruiting of more Strange Duckies. If you are qualified to recruit more duckies, I wish you all luck. The Strange Ducks have come a long way since they were started. We have 96 members so far. We only need four more. Good Luck Strange Ducks!! Hey, that rhymed!
OOH FUN NEW THREAD!!!! (and I'm back from my vacation (not that anyone missed me) and it was fun. mostly just swam in the lake we were staying on and kayaked a lot. and my little sister was paranoid that the lake had sharks so that was funny)
I'm going away for the weekend... We're taking my grandmother with us, and we're going to her sister all weekend. We usually go once every summer, but only for a day. this year is all weekend. And last year, I made friends with her granddaughter (who is like my second or thrid cousin) and we exchanged numbers, but I lost hers :(. So it'll be super awkward if she comes by
There's a corrupt jail warden callled "Mama Morton" who runs the jail on a system of reciprocation and accepting bribes from inmates, but there's a girl in my school who would be SO GOOD at the part and she's like perfect for it and that's not really my style, so nah.
Okay, there are 8 different girls who murdered various husbands, boyfriends, and random other people, that's always fun. One highly corrupt lawyer who cares only about money, one not-so-bright-but-very-loyal husband, various reporters and law people. The main character is Roxie Hart, a young woman who cheats on her husband, murders her boyfriend, convinces the husband to confess to the crime, gets found out, convinces the husband to pay for her very corrupt lawyer, lies blatantly about her past life, continually tries to become famous and give out signatures, fakes a pregnancy to gain sympathy, acts super weak and defenseless at the stand, gets off scotch-free, and divorces her husband as soon as she gets out of jail. The other female lead is Velma Kelly, a singer and dancer who murders her husband and sister (who she had a popular dance routine with), gets sent to jail, pays the jail warden to get her name in the paper, plans a whole routine where she sniffles and asks for a glass of water and faints and all that jazz to garner sympathy, tries to convince a fellow murderer to replace her sister whoshe murdered in her dance routine, and also gets off scotch-free. Oh, and it contains some very R-rated scenes.
Yup, based on the story of Beulah Annan, a woman who cheated on her husband, framed her husband, got caught, faked a pregnancy, acted all weak, and got off scotch-free. The play production just added some additional fun characters and songs and had the main character be way more obsessed with fame.
I have once. There was this boy in my class who had a list of girls he liked, starting with the girl he liked the most. I was 6 or 7 of about 20 girls. He was asking them all to be his girlfriend. He also offered to pay me $20 to date him for one day. I, of course, said no.
^Because someone made a Facebook event scheduling a raid on Area 51 on Septemer 20 and 1.4 million people have said that they're going and 1.1 million are interested and obviously most won't go but we might get a couple hundred and one might livestream it except sadness because the military is not very happy about this.
OH@ WOW! I HAD TO COPY AND PASTE TO READ THAT! AT FIRST I THOUGHT YOU DIDNT PUT ANYTHING AND THEN WHEN I HIGHLIGHTED IT SHOWED A LITTLE BLUE LINE THERE AND I WAS LIKE "WELL, THAT MUST'VE TAKEN SOME TIME!"
XD Yep, I typed "THE SHEEP ARE COMINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG" with 60 big tags. It's not recommended.
Side note: I'M GOING TO COSTA RICA IN AUGUST AND I'M SO EXCITED EEP
Oh nooooooooo. So one of my/Mintie's family's shared chickens died yesterday of old age, so we left her out in our woods as we generally do. Anyways, I was babysitting Mintie's little sister when my cat Lucifur meowed at the door and MicroMintie went to let him in. Lucifur dragged the dead bird out of the woods and TRIED TO CARRY IT INSIDE! To make it even worse, the chicken was MicroMintie's FAVOURITE CHICKEN and her parents were waiting for the "right moment" to tell her. Anyways, so I had to explain to MicroMintie what had happened and try to calm her down, which I am not good at. I ended up teaching her to make cheesecake, which completely distracted her, but OOF I feel so bad.