Alex and Conner bailey (twins) their dad dies and their life sorta turns upside down. They have to get a completely new house and stuff and it's harder for their mom to make money. Their grandma gives them this book of Fairy tales that she used to read to them every time they went over to her cottage. Then they are transported in to the book (sorta) and it's with all the fairy tales and [spoiler] [spoiler and [spoiler]
You say 'Coca Cola', I say LUSHBERRY JUICE You say 'Car', I say PATHFINDER You say 'Dog', I say IMP You say 'Home', I say HAVENFIELD You say 'Stick' I say ELVIN GAGET You say 'Nerd', I say DEX You say 'Bus', I say CHARIOT You say 'Prison', I say EXILE You say 'Red', I say Kenric You say 'Prince charming', I say FITZ VAKER You say 'Childhood', I say KEEPER OF THE LOST CITIES
Keefe: Hey boo what's up? Sophie: Keefe, I'm not your Boo. Keefe: But you could be. Sophie: Change of subject, Keefe. Keefe: How's Silveny? Sophie: Good. Keefe: How's Grady? Sophie: Reading this over my shoulder. Keefe: Cool. Wait what?
Firefly'sFlight wrote: *grins* whose not to say that I'm not half fictional like in Story thieves?
hhhhhhhhhhhhhm grabs random book and throws it at you !123 wholl get ther faster drops vial of portal potion
Keefe: Tammy you just never joke around! tam: yes I do tam: why was 6 afraid of 7 keefe: idk, why? tam: because 7 was a convicted murderer for the deaths of 37 people. keefe: wai- keefe: I thought it was because 7 ate 9- tam: thats the children version.
Fitz: Sophie guess what I got you. :D Sophie: prattles? fitz: no Sophie: ripplefluffs fitz: no Sophie: starflower stew??? fitz: NO Sophie: oh I know!!! mallowmelt!!! fitz: what no fitz: Sophie its not food Sophie: ok then who cares
KotLC4LIFE101 wrote: Keefe: Tammy you just never joke around! tam: yes I do tam: why was 6 afraid of 7 keefe: idk, why? tam: because 7 was a convicted murderer for the deaths of 37 people. keefe: wai- keefe: I thought it was because 7 ate 9- tam: thats the children version.
Lexcine smiled. "That's MY kind of joke!" she laughes.
police officer: sir, you're under arrest for driving seven people on a motorcycle. keefe: *doing quick math on his fingers* keefe: *freezes* did you say...seven? police officer: yes, seven-- keefe: OH SHOOT police officer: ...sir? keefe: DEX FELL OFF
tam: if you're anxious and you know it clap you hands. tam: *clap clap* tam: if you're tired and you know it clap your hands. tam: *clap clap* tam: if you're stress and depress and your life is kinda messy, if you're dying and you know it clap your hands. tam: *clap clap*
*Puts her hands to her mouth*
Biana: Sophie Foster is dumb and stupid and ugly! She'll lose to the Neverseen!
Keefe, climbing on top of people: WHAT DID YOU SAY? IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE, TAKE THAT BACK!
Fitz, shoving people aside: HOW DARE YOU! WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU I'M GONNA FLAY YOU FROM HEAD TO FOOT-
Biana: Found them!
Sophie: um, Edaline? Can we talk? Edaline: Sure, one minute honey.
5 minutes later
Sophie: Edaline? You ready? I have to meet Keefe soon! Grady: Well, Now you’re not going anywhere. Edaline, take all the time in the world!!
Fitz: Hey has anyone seen Sophie? I need to talk to her. Sandor: I gatcha boi, * Takes a deep breath * OH MY WHAT AM I TO DO WITH THESE RIPPLEPUFFS! Fitz..... Sandor...… Fitz: Shes not here Sandor: Sometimes it takes a minute BOOM! Sophie: I HEARD THE WAS FOOD!? Sandor: I am still worthy! Fitz: Yeah okay, Hey Sophi- BOOM! Keefe: MY SOPHIE RADAR WENT OFF SO THAT MEANS THERES FOOD NEARBY! Fitz and Sandor: What the hey? Edaline walks in and sees the holes in the walls Edaline: Grady! We are going to need to fix the walls again! silence THUMPTHUMOTHUMPTHUMPTHUMP Grady breaks down the door with baseball bat Grady: THAT BOY IS HERE!?
What the KOTLC characters make me feel all the time: Dex: My boi Biana: Yasssssss queen Alina: *runs away screaming* Keefe: I love u but WHY Ro: You are going to save my life Lady Gisela: go away you are ruining all of our lives Sophie: like- whAT thE heCK diD yOU juST do Grady: why r u here Alden: *worries 24/7* Forkle: A little triggered Gethen: Triggered Fitz: B E Y O N D triggered
Take a cinnamon roll, a sweet and cute creation. Now rip it into shreds, and smash it into millions of little pieces. Then shape it into something intricate and new, something that looks amazing no matter how you look at it, and is even sweeter in the inside. Ladies and gentlemen, you have created Keefe Sencen.
Take a cinnamon roll. Now unravel it, and put more icing in the middle, then roll it back together. You now have something that is broken in the inside, but is even sweeter and looks just as cute on the outside. You now have Dex Dizznee.
Take a cinnamon roll. Now sprinkle some extra cinnamon on top. You now have Linh Song.
Take a bowl of salt... now put in a bucket of water, and carry it to a dark corner. That’s Tam.
Take a Ritz cracker. Smash it up then glue it so it's back to normal. Then add cheese(cuz he's so cheesy with the romance stuff). sprinkle salt on top(but not a lot) and paint it teal. You have just created Fitz Vacker.
Take a pink cupcake. Add more sprinkles and pink. Filling inside is Tabasco sauce with Sriracha. Add a pink umbrella with a sharp tip. You have just created Biana Vacker.
Get an ice cube. melt it. dye it hot pink. freeze it again. place a candle on top. Voila, Marella Redek
Take a pecan cupcake and frost it with fluffy vanilla frosting. Then add a layer of chocolate cake and add another layer of frosting. Then hollow out the middle and fill with a spicy cayenne pepper buttercream. Sprinkle 3 types of sprinkles on top: deep purple flowers, sparkly pink balls, and gleaming gold hearts. Pop on a light blue dress topper to finish it off! And LOOK AT THAT!!! You've created Della Vacker!
I know! I preordered the 14 book and the 4 graphic novel and we own DragonSlayer and I want to be Wren and I ship GloryBringer and I love Sundew and I would be a Leafwing and I want to hug the world right now!