Slurps and Burps is a store located in Mysterium, owned by the Dizznee family. Kesler works here, alongside his son, Dexter Dizznee. The front door belches when it opens, and the outside of the store was described to be painted twenty different colors with curved walls and a crooked roof, like a nursery rhyme. The writing on the sign outside says "Slurps and Burps: Your Merry Apothecary".

Kesler purposefully made the store unusual to see the 'stuffy nobles squirm', feeling awkward in a place that may be seen as below their standards. This may be because he wants to prove that it doesn't have to be a pretty and perfect shop for important stuffy nobles to use it. He booby traps it when emissaries come to spy. The shelves are known to be cluttered.

Use in Scenes[edit | edit source]

Book 1: Keeper of the Lost Cities[edit | edit source]

Sophie Foster was taken there with Edaline Ruewen to pick up some elixirs that Elwin prescribed Sophie within Keeper of the Lost Cities. This is where she meets Dex for the first time. She also meets Stina in the apothecary, when Dex turns her bald.

Book 2: Exile[edit | edit source]

Sophie visited Slurps and Burps to see Dex and gets to see his workshop that's in a back room.

Book 4: Neverseen[edit | edit source]

Physic goes there in Neverseen. Sophie, Keefe, Tam, Linh, and Dex go there to change their appearances in Neverseen.

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Lost Cities



CandleshadeChoralmereDawnheathEverglenFluttermontHavenfieldMistmeadRimeshireRiverdriftShores of SolaceSolreefSplendor PlainsSterling GablesWidgetmoor


Black Swan Hideouts

AlluveterreBrumevaleStone House

Neverseen Hideouts

The Sixteen Former HideoutsPallidroseGwynauraValkonianLady Gisela's NightfallVespera's Nightfall

Exile Places

Entrance to ExileGateway to ExileExileThe Room Where Chances Are LostThe Somnatorium


FoxfireThe Gold TowerThe Hall of IlluminationThe Healing CenterThe Silver TowerThe Tutoring Center


The Alenon RiverThe Eventide RiverSpateswale


Blackwater BayClaws, Wings, Horns and ThingsCrooked ForestDawnheath Troll HiveInktide IslandMoongladeOblivymereHall of HeroesPoint of PurityPrism PeaksSiren RockSlurps and BurpsThe Gloaming ValleyThe King's PathThe Matchmaking OfficeThe SanctuaryThe VoidTribunal HallThe Unity FountainWanderling Woods

Neutral Territories

Bosk GorgeBrackendaleMerrowmarshThe Lake of BloodThe Starkrial ValleyThe Strixian PlainsThe Wildwood Colony


ExilliumThe Arch of Dividing

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