Slurps and Burps is a store located in Mysterium, owned by the Dizznee family. Kesler and occasionally Juline works there, alongside his son, Dex Dizznee. The front door belches when it opens, and the outside of the store was described to be painted twenty different colors with curved walls and a crooked roof, like a nursery rhyme. The writing on the sign outside says, "Slurps and Burps: Your Merry Apothecary".
Kesler purposefully made the store unusual to see the "stuffy Nobles squirm" and feel awkward in a place that may be seen as below their standards. This may be because he wants to prove that it doesn't have to be a pretty and perfect shop for important "stuffy" Nobles to use it. He booby traps it when Emissaries come to spy. The shelves are known to be cluttered. There is also a second floor, which has a hallway and Dex's Lab.
History[]
Book 1: Keeper of the Lost Cities[]
Sophie Foster was taken there with Edaline Ruewen to pick up some elixirs that Elwin prescribed Sophie. This is where she meets Dex for the first time and made her very first friend. She also meets Stina in the apothecary, when Dex turns her bald.
Book 2: Exile[]
Sophie visited Slurps and Burps to see Dex and gets to see his workshop that's in a back room.
Book 4: Neverseen[]
Physic goes there in Neverseen. Sophie, Keefe, Fitz, Linh, and Dex went to Slurps and Burps to change their appearances to be able to secretly attend the Council's announcement regarding the Gnomish Plague.
Known Products[]
Hairoids[]
Temporarily causes hair to grow faster than normal.
Fade Fuel (limbium and limbium-free)[]
Speeds the cell regeneration if someone who has faded during a light leap.
Nogginease[]
Temporarily clears the mind.
Lovelylocks[]
Temporarily makes hair shiny and smooth.
Sea See[]
Turns eyes teal.
Tanny Fanny[]
Temporarily gives pale skin the appearance of a suntan.
Greenleaf Elixir[]
Temporarily turns hair or fur bright green.
Absolutely Auburn[]
Curly-dew[]
Macho-Macho[]
Body Warmer[]
Bruise Cruise[]
Fades bruises of all shapes, sizes, and colors.
Floof[]
Temporarily causes hair or fur to turn fluffy and feathery.
Freckle Juice[]
Temporarily gives the appearance of freckled skin.
Abrasion Persuasion[]
Made to help abrasions clear up faster than normal.
Achey-Break[]
An all-purpose pain killer.
Blister Blast[]
Shrinks and numbs blisters within minutes. Gets rid of them completely within a few hours.
Scratches 'n Splits[]
Immediately seals any cuts or scratches to the skin.
Fuzzy Fizz[]
Temporarily causes the body to be covered in short mostly invisible hair giving the skin a fuzzy feel.
Buff Stuff[]
Temporarily increases muscle mass.
Liquid Amber Eyes[]
Raven Lovelylocks[]
Brown-Eye Solidari-Tea[]
Temporarily turns eyes brown.
Fart a la Carte[]
Temporarily causes an abundance of flatulence.
Reekrods[]
A stinky stalk like plant. (used by pranksters and in elixirs)
Floof[]
Temporarily causes hair or fur to turn fluffy and feathery.
Drooly Dew[]
Temporarily makes the mouth hypersalivate.
Wound Wipe[]
Treats small injuries.
Frissyn[]
A shimmering silver powder that puts out everblaze.
Known Ingredients[]
Jaculus Venom[]
Dex has said that they have both the clear and cloudy version.
Phoenix Sweat[]
Pooka Pus[]
Dex has said that they have both the solid and liquid version.
Yeti pee[]
Amarallitine[]
Kelpie Dung[]
Kelpie Urine[]
Limbium[]
Manticore Venom[]
Selkie Skin[]