Ok nobody kill me please I was Fitzphie at the time I wrote this. Now I don't really care because I'm just so done with the drama but ANYWAYS!! Here they are:
KotLC React: Smores
AF(me): This is gonna be GREAT
Dex: Uhhhh
AF: Oh, try not to act so excited. Ok y'all-
Biana: What is this word "y'all"?
AF: A great word! I use it all the time! I'm sure Sophie has too
Sophie: Nope
AF: Way to pop my bubble. Anywho, as I was saying, first you get a stick and impale a marshmallow with it *dramatically stabs the marshmallow* I think MK(my friend) already introduced you to these
Tam: Oh. HER
Linh: *Elbows Tam*
AF: *Ignores them* Then you hold it over the fire until it's roasted but not burnt
Keefe: Ok let's do this thang!!!
Fitz: *Rolls eyes*
Keefe: *Holds out a flaming marshmallow* Is this right?
AF: *Under her breath* I KNEW it was gonna be you. *Louder* Unless you like it extremely burnt, no
Keefe: *Holds the flaming marshmallow dangerously close to Sophie* Look Foster I got a torch!
Sophie: *Backs away and trips and falls right into Fitz's arms*
Tam: *Snorts* Score one for Fitzphie
Sophie: *Blushes and pulls away* Thanks
AF: *Shakes head* Leave it to y'all
Fitz: *Holds up a perfectly golden brown marshmallow* Now what?
Dex: *Mutters something about "Wonderboy"*
Linh: Yeah I'm done too
AF: Now we get a graham cracker-
Fitz: Who is this Graham and why is he a cracker?
Dex: Wait I think I know! Wasn't his last name Bell or something?
AF: *Sighs* No Dex he invented the telephone
Biana: What's a telephone?
AF: That's IT I'm leaving
Keefe: No you can't leave! You haven't even finished teaching us how to make these...snores?
AF: They're SMORES
Keefe: Same difference
AF: Fiiinnneeee I GUESS I'll stay. But consider yourselves blessed
Keefe: No I'm the blessing to this world obviously
AF: *Sighs* Why do you talk so much? ANYways
Keefe: *Looks offended but doesn't say anything*
AF: As I was saying, you break the graham cracker in half-
Tam: Ooh I love breaking stuff! Especially if it belongs to my parents
Linh: *Whispers* Tam
AF: CAN ANYONE BE QUIET AROUND HERE?
Dex: I am!
Sophie: Me too!
AF: Thank you Dex and Sophie. Sophie, why don't you teach them the rest because they will NOT listen to me
Sophie: Ok guys you place your marshmallow on top of half of the graham cracker and then put a piece of chocolate on top of that. You finish it off with the other half of the graham cracker to make a sandwich
AF: Ugh WHY do they listen to you? I'm gonna need some pointers
Sophie: Sure! Anytime
AF: I gotta go teach other fictional characters so bye y'all!
Tam: Uhhh what did you just say?
THE END
KotLC React: Bowling
AF: Here we go again
Tam: Oh no what are we doing now
AF: A very fun sport-bowling!
Sophie: Oh no sports
AF: Oh yes sports. Anywho, come pick your ball *waves everyone over to the ball racks*
Biana: Ooh pink I want this one!!!
AF: Feelin ya girl
Keefe: *Picks up the lightest one* AAAHHHH ITS SO HEAVY I CANT... *Drops the ball on the ground with a loud thud*
Sophie: *Shakes head*
Fitz: Always an adventure with that one
AF: Does everyone have a ball now?
Everyone: Yes
AF: Ok now we come over here to the lanes-
Dex: Who is Lane?
AF: A lane is a thing, Dex, NOT a person.
Dex: Oh
AF: Ok so you throw your ball down the lane and it will hopefully knock down some pins! Everyone ready? Who wants to go first?
Keefe: ME!
Keefe: *Slings ball randomly and hits ceiling*
Tam: Wow. Just...wow
AF: Well anyone can beat that!
Biana: Ooh I'll go! *Gets a gutterball*
Tam: *Cringes*
MK: *Pops into the room* Heyyyyyyy guys!!! Look who's back!
Everyone: *Groans*
Tam: *Mutters* I thought we would finally get to do a react without HER
MK: I heard that *Glares at Keeper crew*
Tam: I know that was the point
MK: Wude
AF: Okayyyyy moving on! Who's next?
Fitz: I'll go *Gets a perfect strike*
Keefe: You have GOT to be kidding me
MK: UGH WHY DOES HE DO EVERYTHING PERFECTLY
Dex: Cause he's stinkin Wonderboy
MK: No kidding *Huffs*
AF: Will y'all ever stop
Keefe: *Pauses to think for a second* Nah
AF: *Epic eye roll*
Dex: My turn! *Hits literally one pin*
AF: *Slow clap*
Dex: Hey at least I'm beating him *Hooks a thumb back toward Keefe*
Keefe: Hey I hit the ceiling-that should be endless points
AF: *Snaps fingers* Uh no way no how
MK: My turn you bunch of weirdos *Hurls ball down the lane and barely manages a strike*
AF: WhatEVER my turn *Knocks down five pins* Hey not too bad. *Goes again and gets a spare* Booyah!!!
Linh: Can I go next?
Wylie: *Peeks his head in* Mind if I join?
MK: Yes to both
Linh: *Gets a spare*
Wylie: *As Linh passes him whispers* Nice job
Linh: *Blushes* Thanks
AF and MK: *Smile at each other over Winh*
Keefe: And last but not least The Great Mysterious Miss F. *Throws arm around Sophie*
Sophie: *Slides out from under his arm and rolls her eyes*
Tam: AHEM
Keefe: Lost in the shade once again Bangs Boy
Tam: *Looks over at Biana* Some people...
Biana: Tell me about it! And he's not constantly showing up at your house
Tam: Ugh my worst nightmare
AF and MK: Laugh hysterically over Bam
Keefe: HEY
Sophie: *Sighs* Can I go now
MK: Yep go for it girl
Sophie: *gets eight pins*
AF: *Dramatically* So close but so faaaarrrr
Wylie: Can I go next
Tam: *Growls*
Biana: It's ok Tammy you'll get to go EVENTUALLY *Wraps an arm around him teasingly*
Tam: *Grumbles* Why is it always me
Wylie: *Gets a gutterball* Well I'm GREAT at this
Tam: Can I GO already?!
AF: Have at it Mr Patience
Tam: You TOO?! I thought we were actually getting along
AF: *Smirks* Sowwy dude couldn't resist
Tam: *Rolls eyes and gets a strike*
Keefe: Wow didn't see THAT coming
Biana: Nice
AF and MK: Well did y'all enjoy bowling?
Keefe: Suuurrrreeeee
MK: Well THANKS
Keefe: *Smirks* Anytime
AF: See y'all for the next react!
Tam: *Glares at MK* Preferably without HER
Biana: *Shakes head* Taaam
THE END
KotLC react: Hair Dye
AF: Hehe this is gonna be EPIC
Keefe: Uh oh this better not ruin The Hair
Tam: *Smirks to himself*
Biana: Ooh yay this is gonna be awesome!
AF: Who wants to go first?
Keefe: I volunteer Foster!
Fitz: Well I volunteer YOU dude
AF: I agree. *Motions to Keefe* Come come kumquat
Keefe: What now?
AF: Never mind. Keefe, you get... *Drumrolls* ...ORANGE!!
Sophie: *Bursts out laughing*
Keefe: Hey
Sophie: Uhh, you always laugh at me. Don't I get a turn?
Tam: Ooh she got you
15 mins later
Sophie: It actually doesn't look as bad as I thought it would
Keefe: *Smirks* Of course not, I can pull off anything
Fitz: *Rolls eyes*
AF: Who's next?
Biana: ME!!
AF: Ok Biana, you get...PINK
Biana: YES!!!!! Now we can be twinsies!
AF: Yep! I'm gonna dye just the ends of your hair to match mine
Biana: Yay I'm so excited!
15 mins later:
AF: Wow that looks awesome!
Fitz: That looks pretty good B
Linh: Yay join the club
Marella: I volunteer Dex to go next
Dex: Thanks a LOT M
Marella: *Smirks* No prob
AF: Dex you get...TEAL!!
Dex: *Glares at Fitz* Oh good I get to be like Wonderboy
Keefe: *Laughs histerically* You GO Dizznee
15 mins later
Dex: Remind me again why you thought this would be a good idea
Keefe: Ahahahaha
Dex: *Shoots Keefe a death glare*
Keefe: *Shuts up*
AF: Okay Fitz you get to be cactus head once again!
Keefe and Dex: *Die laughing*
15 mins later
Fitz: I kind of like it!
AF: See I told y'all it would be fun
Dex: Surreee
Marella: Can I go?
AF: Yep! You get...PURPLE!!
Marella: Ooh yay my favorite color!
15 mins later
Marella: I didn't think you were gonna dye ALL my hair
AF: Hehe
AF: And last but not least, Sophie gets...RED!!
Fitz and Keefe: *Share a look*
MK: Ooh yay we get to be twinsies!
Tam: UUUGGHHHHHHHHHH
Linh: *Whispers* Tam!
MK: What?! Not happy to see me?
Tam: *Face palms*
AF: Well Sophie I'll dye the tips to match MK's
15 mins later
AF and MK: So did y'all have fun?
All the girls: Yeah!
Keefe: So, quick question. How long does this last?
AF: *Smirks* It's permanent
Tam: *Bursts out laughing* Feel the burn, man
THE END
KotLC React: Walmart!!
Sophie: Uhhh WHY did you think this was a good idea?!
AF: Because I'm the Undisputed Supreme Pizza Leader of the Universe! All I have are gooder ideas!
Keefe: *Laughs histerically* Gooder?!?
AF: Yep! Ok y'all! This *Motions to the big store in front of them* is a Walmart!!
Biana: Am I supposed to know what that is?
AF: *Sarcastically* Yes it's a mart that sells walls
Sophie: *Epic eye roll*
AF: Ok ready to go in?
Keefe: YESSSS
AF: Dude try not to be so grumbly
10 mins later
Keefe: Can I keep this...thing? *Motions to a tiny kids bike he's been riding around on for the past 5 mins*
Dex: I got money!!
Sophie: Did you rob another ATM Dex?
Dex: *Looks guilty* Maybe
Fitz: *Comes running from another end of the store* OH MY GOSH WHAT THE HECK?!?!?!?!
AF: What?
Fitz: You won't BELIEVE what I found!
Tam: *Grumbles* It's a book how exciting can it be
Linh: What's it called?
Fitz: Keeper of the Lost Cities
AF: *Under her breath* Uh oh
Biana: What's so bad about a book?
Tam: Uhh are you ok man? *Looks at Fitz who is still laughing uncontrollably*
Fitz: *Between laughs* Guys. They SERIOUSLY wrote a book about us
Sophie: OH no
AF: I'd BETTER explain...
20 mins later
AF: So yeah, y'all are famous!
Sophie: Why did it have to be from MY perspective?!?
AF: Cause you're a lucky duck!
Keefe: *Stage whispers* Foster!
Sophie: What?
Keefe: *Still whispering* You're supposed to quack!
10 quiet minutes later
Tam: It's been too quiet...
AF: I agree. I'm getting a little nervous
Keefe: *Bursts into the aisle with Tam and AF*
Tam: And there he is!!
Keefe: OH MY GREAT GULONS ITS NAMED AFTER MEEEEEEE
AF: I know what that is and it's NOT named after you and it's DISGUSTING
Keefe: Did you just call me disgusting?
AF: Quite possibly
Tam: *Looks at the bottle Keefe is holding* Kiefer? Are you KIDDING me?!
AF: Don't even get me started do NOT try that stuff
Keefe: You know that just makes me want to try it now
AF: Be my guest
5 minutes later
Biana: Linh and I found the makeup aisle!!
Sophie: And that's why I'm hanging with Fitz
AF: *Laughs* How ya feel about that Hunkyhair?
Keefe: It's LORD Hunkyhair
AF: Red Herring
Keefe: Caught that, huh? You're a quick one, Miss F
AF: *Epic eyeroll of the century* Go step on a LEGO
Keefe: A what now?
AF: Go to aisle 12 and you'll find out
Keefe: *Leaves immediately and takes off running*
Sophie: I'll always be wondering about that one
Tam: TELL ME ABOUT IT
AF: Yeah same. WAIT. I have an idea
Tam: Does it involve tormenting Keefe?
AF: Yup!
Tam: I am IN
AF: So everyone is here now except Keefe let's just leave
Tam: Wow brilliant plan
Sophie: Uhhhhh guys?
AF: Oh come on Soph
Fitz: Okey sure why not
Linh: *Face palms* Well I guess if Tam's going that means I am
Biana: Yes let's
Dex: I'm not gonna be stuck here with just Keefe
AF: Ok ready to light leap y'all?
Keeper crew: Yep!!
THE END