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'''Blitzenberry Muffins '''are a type of muffin that [[Edaline Ruewen|Edaline]] makes in [[Book 2: Exile|''Exile'']] after [[Sophie Elizabeth Foster|Sophie's]] unsettling visit with [[Brant]].{{Infobox_Keeper_Foods|taste = They fizz and pop on your tounge|appearance = Everblaze|first_seen_in = Everblaze}}They were supposedly one of [[Jolie Lucine Ruewen|Jolie's]] favorites, described as having a fluffy cake-like substance and flavorsome berries that fizz and pop on your tongue.[[Category:Objects]]
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'''Blitzenberry Muffins '''are a type of muffin that [[Edaline Ruewen|Edaline]] makes in [[Book 2: Exile|''Exile'']] after [[Sophie Elizabeth Foster|Sophie's]] unsettling visit with [[Brant]].{{Infobox_Keeper_Foods|taste = They fizz and pop on your tounge|appearance = Everblaze|first_seen_in = Everblaze}}They were supposedly one of [[Jolie Lucine Ruewen|Jolie's]] favorites, described as having a fluffy cake-like substance and flavorsome berries that fizz and pop on your tongue.
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below are some recipes for blitzenberry muffins shared by various users as well as [[Shannon Messenger]] herself
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!recipe 1
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'''Ingredients:'''
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* '''2 cups white flour'''
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* '''1 tablespoon baking powder'''
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* '''½  teaspoon salt'''
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* '''2 tablespoons sugar'''
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* '''1 egg, slightly beaten'''
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* '''1 cup milk'''
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* '''¼ cup melted butter'''
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* '''⅔ cup pop rocks'''
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* '''½ cup of diced strawberries, blueberries, and raspberries'''
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'''Directions:'''
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* '''Preheat the oven to 375°F'''
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* '''Mix ingredients together'''
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* ''' Spoon into the muffin pans, filling each cup about two-thirds full. '''
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* '''Bake for 20-25 min'''
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=== For the ominous crunchy bits on top ===
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6 tablespoons granulated sugar
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1/4 cup dark-brown sugar
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1 teaspoon cinnamon
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=== For the muffin part ===
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1 2/3 cups cake flour (this is different from normal flour, to make 2 cups cake flour you can mix 1 3/4 cups all-purpose flour with 1/4 cup cornstarch)
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1/4 teaspoon baking soda
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1 teaspoon baking powder
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1/2 teaspoon salt
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1 stick unsalted butter, softened
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2/3 cup granulated sugar
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2 large eggs
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1 teaspoon vanilla extract
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3/4 cup sour cream
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1 1/4 cups blueberries
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=== For the swirly icing which Edaline added ===
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1 1/4 sticks unsalted butter, softened
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8 ounces cream cheese
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1/2 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
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2 2/3 cups confectioners' sugar, sifted
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1/4 cup blueberry jam, strained
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First, mix the crunchy bit ingredients
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Then, make the cupcakes. Preheat oven to 375 degrees with rack in upper third of oven. Line cups of a muffin tin-thing with cupcake liners, PURPLE IS FUN AND PRETTY. Sift together flour, baking soda, baking powder, and salt. Beat together butter and granulated sugar with a mixer on medium-high speed until pale and floofy and FUN, 2 to 3 minutes. Beat in eggs, 1 at a time, then beat in vanilla. Reduce speed to low, and beat in flour mixture  and sour cream because sour cream is funsies. MIXY MIXY MIX blueberries in. 
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Divide the batter between 12 liners IT DESERVES TO BE LONELY BATTER. Press in the ominous crunchy stuff mixture to the top of each. COOK THEM ALIVE UNTIL THEY ARE GOLDEN BROWN, 20-21 MINUTES. STAB THEM WITH A TOOTHPICK! If the toothpick comes out with little moist crumbs of their flesh attached, they're done. Remove them from the tin and put them on the wire rack because they wanna be fizzy and fun and have hats.
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Cut a 1 inch hole in the cupcakes' heads and pour in 1 teaspoon of pop rocks. They get all pop-y when they're damp and lose their fizziness, so either do this right before serving or you can coat them in coconut oil which will help a tiny bit but won't last more than 8 hours. Also, if you don't have allergies and want to keep them for a couple days without popping, you can mix '''1 jar (16oz.) cashew butter''',''' 1.5 sticks unsalted butter''', and '''1.5 cups powdered sugar''' and cream them until they're all fluffy and stir in '''5 oz. of milk chocolate''' and a '''pinch of salt''' and '''11 oz. of pop rocks (like 33 tiny packages) '''and put that in there. That will do like 2 batches of muffins, so y'all might want to do half that. Whatever method you choose, put a teensy bit of muffin stuff on top.
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Beat together the butter and cream cheese with a mixer on medium-high speed until pale and floofy and FUN, about 2 minutes. Reduce speed to low and beat in vanilla and confectioners' sugar. Raise speed to medium-high, and beat 1 minute. Spoon jam on top of icing, and without stirring, spoon icing into a disposable pastry bag. Snip off a 3/4-inch opening in the tip, and pipe swirly swirly super-fun mounds of icing on top of each cupcake. 
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SPRINKLE WITH POP ROCKS
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you can use other berries, doesn't matter. 
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Revision as of 16:40, 9 September 2020

Blitzenberry Muffins are a type of muffin that Edaline makes in Exile after Sophie's unsettling visit with Brant.

They were supposedly one of Jolie's favorites, described as having a fluffy cake-like substance and flavorsome berries that fizz and pop on your tongue.

below are some recipes for blitzenberry muffins shared by various users as well as Shannon Messenger herself

recipe 1

Ingredients:

  • 2 cups white flour
  • 1 tablespoon baking powder
  • ½  teaspoon salt
  • 2 tablespoons sugar
  • 1 egg, slightly beaten
  • 1 cup milk
  • ¼ cup melted butter
  • ⅔ cup pop rocks
  • ½ cup of diced strawberries, blueberries, and raspberries

Directions:

  • Preheat the oven to 375°F
  • Mix ingredients together
  •  Spoon into the muffin pans, filling each cup about two-thirds full. 
  • Bake for 20-25 min
recipe 2

For the ominous crunchy bits on top

6 tablespoons granulated sugar

1/4 cup dark-brown sugar

1 teaspoon cinnamon

For the muffin part

1 2/3 cups cake flour (this is different from normal flour, to make 2 cups cake flour you can mix 1 3/4 cups all-purpose flour with 1/4 cup cornstarch)

1/4 teaspoon baking soda

1 teaspoon baking powder

1/2 teaspoon salt

1 stick unsalted butter, softened

2/3 cup granulated sugar

2 large eggs

1 teaspoon vanilla extract

3/4 cup sour cream

1 1/4 cups blueberries

For the swirly icing which Edaline added

1 1/4 sticks unsalted butter, softened

8 ounces cream cheese

1/2 teaspoon pure vanilla extract

2 2/3 cups confectioners' sugar, sifted

1/4 cup blueberry jam, strained


First, mix the crunchy bit ingredients

Then, make the cupcakes. Preheat oven to 375 degrees with rack in upper third of oven. Line cups of a muffin tin-thing with cupcake liners, PURPLE IS FUN AND PRETTY. Sift together flour, baking soda, baking powder, and salt. Beat together butter and granulated sugar with a mixer on medium-high speed until pale and floofy and FUN, 2 to 3 minutes. Beat in eggs, 1 at a time, then beat in vanilla. Reduce speed to low, and beat in flour mixture  and sour cream because sour cream is funsies. MIXY MIXY MIX blueberries in. 

Divide the batter between 12 liners IT DESERVES TO BE LONELY BATTER. Press in the ominous crunchy stuff mixture to the top of each. COOK THEM ALIVE UNTIL THEY ARE GOLDEN BROWN, 20-21 MINUTES. STAB THEM WITH A TOOTHPICK! If the toothpick comes out with little moist crumbs of their flesh attached, they're done. Remove them from the tin and put them on the wire rack because they wanna be fizzy and fun and have hats.

Cut a 1 inch hole in the cupcakes' heads and pour in 1 teaspoon of pop rocks. They get all pop-y when they're damp and lose their fizziness, so either do this right before serving or you can coat them in coconut oil which will help a tiny bit but won't last more than 8 hours. Also, if you don't have allergies and want to keep them for a couple days without popping, you can mix 1 jar (16oz.) cashew butter, 1.5 sticks unsalted butter, and 1.5 cups powdered sugar and cream them until they're all fluffy and stir in 5 oz. of milk chocolate and a pinch of salt and 11 oz. of pop rocks (like 33 tiny packages) and put that in there. That will do like 2 batches of muffins, so y'all might want to do half that. Whatever method you choose, put a teensy bit of muffin stuff on top.

Beat together the butter and cream cheese with a mixer on medium-high speed until pale and floofy and FUN, about 2 minutes. Reduce speed to low and beat in vanilla and confectioners' sugar. Raise speed to medium-high, and beat 1 minute. Spoon jam on top of icing, and without stirring, spoon icing into a disposable pastry bag. Snip off a 3/4-inch opening in the tip, and pipe swirly swirly super-fun mounds of icing on top of each cupcake. 

SPRINKLE WITH POP ROCKS

you can use other berries, doesn't matter.