Board Thread:News and Announcements/@comment-39642964-20190627194931/@comment-66.205.130.226-20200112005813

Srry this is kind long, this meme is based on a sketch performed by studio C, you should check it out on youtube:

Sophie: what have I done?

Dex: What did you do?

Sophie: i decided to introduce Keefe into human candy, but it failed. Dex, that boy is inhuman, give him a m&m's and it's like the hulk maried the hulk and had a hulk baby. When I left him without giving him any smarties he had a gleem in his eye that made me fear for my life. But then he stole the  key to where all the other candy is, and I have no clue where he is.

Dex: Well then we need to find him. Lets go to Havenfield first.


 * when they apear at Havenfield they go inside, all the lights are out, the furniture is turned over sheets are hanging from the ceiling and their is choclae syrup everywhere*

Sophie: Keefe? Where are you?


 * Keefe suddenly swinges over to them, in onsies and with choclate markings all over his face*

Keefe: hi Sophie!

Dex and Sophie: Ahhhhhh!

Keefe: Sophie gave me human food and when she left me I saw a key in her pocket, I secretly pickpocketed it. the Squirrels taught me how, I am their king. I silently flew to the secret place, quiet as a mouse, quiet as a mouse, I used the key, opened the door, and NOW I GOT THE BUTTERFINGERS!


 * Keefe runs away screaming*

Dex: what are we gonnas do?!


 * Suddenly Keefe comes out of nowhere and a jumps onto Dex's back*

Dex: Ahhhhhh!

Keefe: Do you know how many grams of sugar is in a Kit-Kat? 20 grams of sugar, but thta doesent coun't the wrapper, I ate that to,


 * Sophie dragges Keefe off of Dex*

Keefe: 20 grams times a pillowcase full gives me, SUPERPOWERS! I made this jungle, Tiga!


 * Keefe jumps away*

Sophie: Keefe, please stop it!


 * Keefe suddenly reapears with hershy's choclate syrup*

Keefe: Blessed human food!


 * Keefe downs all the hershys choclate syrup*

Keefe: By the way I Looooove you!


 * Keefe suddenly kisses Sophie, his face covered in choclate syrup*

Sophie: Wait what?


 * Keefe runs over to a pile of candy and starts eating some*

Keefe: More, more.

Dex: Why don't you eat some healthy food?

Keefe: Never!


 * Keefe starts hitting Dex with pixie sticks, Sophie comes out of her shock*

Sophie: Dex, here's a sedative!.

Dex: I will disguise it in Reeses pieces. Keefe, catch!


 * Keefe catches it and starts eating, suddenly he falls to the ground*

Keefe: My powers.....


 * Keefe suddenly sit's up*

Keefe: HAVE GROWN STRONGER!

Dex and Sophie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!