Talk:Sophie and Fitz/@comment-68.231.221.239-20180908060847

Keefe wakes up in the middle of a gray room with himself tied to a table with me staring at him

Keefe: Wait why am I here

Me: So I ship Sophitz, and you're really messing up the moments, so I have to make you go to this "intervention"

Keefe: NO! BOO! Team Foster-Keefe for the win!

Me: Well then I'll just have to force you to stop

Keefe: Do your worst, because I don't care, I love Foster

Me: *Cackles evily*

Keefe: That's your worst?

Me: Oh just you wait

Control Panel appears out of nowhere

Me:*Hits red button*

Control Panel Siri Voice (CPSV): Warning. Warning. Ultimate Keefe Punishment Selected. Warning. Warning.

Keefe: This is boring, let me go so I can flirt with Foster

Me:*Stares at him in disbelief*

Me: Well then Mr. "I'm to good for this", let's see you face THIS

Part of the floor falls down

Keefe: You're going to kill me!?

Me: Worse

Me:*Cackles Evily*

A man starts appearing as the platform lifts up with a guy on it

The man has a black cape in his hands

And has scissors in the other

Keefe: Why should I be afraid of that?

Me: *smiles and chuckles evily*

Keefe's table starts to bend up into a chair

Keefe: This is so boring

Me: Oh just WAIT a minute *Cackles*d

Man puts black cape over Keefe

Keefe: This thing is itchy, but really it's not enough to stop me from loving Foster

Me: Ohh, but what if I destroy the one OTHER thing you love *smiles innocently and seems super evil for it*

Man gets out a razor

Man: I'll just shave it, and it will all be over

Keefe: *Realizes that he's going to be shaved, and by extension, bald*

Keefe: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO Please don't take the love of my life from me!

Me: So you'll stop flirting with Foster?

Keefe: NEVER Me: Okay Barber, start.

Barber starts to move Razor towards Keefe's hair

Keefe: FINE, I'LL STOP JUST DON'T RUIN THE HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: Excelent

Me: Also by the way I implanted a device in you're head that detects if you flirt with Sophie, and then kills the hair roots in your head

Keefe:*Looks confused*

Me:*sigh* You'll be bald

Keefe: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Me: Good

Gets out Anesthesia

Injects Keefe

Keefe: (Loopy) What did you just inject me with AhaH ha ha ha *passes out*

Me: MWuAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH NOW SOPHITZ WILL HAPPEN *Cackles so loudly the entire world hears it*