Board Thread:Short Stories and Fanfictions/@comment-38538389-20190929172604/@comment-38538389-20190929173410

Run away from the Hecks. They're terrifying. First, there's Christian. She's no good, accepting Christian. She's a little snot. Nobody knows what the Christian-Handed shippers are thinking, nor do they want to. Then there's Biscuit. She's actually pretty cool, albeit stuck-up. She delivered two ALICORNS. Lastly, there's Timbit, who does NOT deserve to be named after a delicious food. He is also a member of the White Duck.

[Where my fellow Canadian readers at?]