User blog comment:Gildie-Everblaze/Keefe Short Story (Flashback Paperback)/@comment-99.125.100.236-20191009225230/@comment-75.33.208.40-20191125075550

at their wedding:

Fitz: nonoNO! Sophie, you were supposed to be at that table exactly 2 minutes and 14 seconds ago. WHERE WERE YOU DURING THAT TIME

Sophie: Mallowmelt-

Fitz: THIS IS OUR WEDDING YOU CAN'T JUST MESS IT UP BECAUSE OF MALLOWMELT

Sophie: *in her mind* He DARES to insult the delicousness of mallowmelt?

Sophie: *takes deep breath* LiStEn HeRe YoU LiTtLe sHi-


 * Two hours later*

Sophie: And guess what, THIS WEDDING IS OVER

Keefe, in the background: *whispers* That's our girl