Thread:72.239.165.76/@comment-2606:A000:1128:4169:EC8B:58F1:2B9D:24DB-20181209023205/@comment-72.239.165.76-20181220031505

(snaps fingers) Genius.

Wait... wouldn't all the other elves come too? Like, every single elf alive?

NEWS REPORT: HUGE STAMPEDE OF PEOPLE REPORTED RAMPAGING THROUGH STREETS! When asked what everybody was in a hurry for, one simply said, "MALLOWMELT!" and ran off.

New plan needed.

-Oof