Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-38868122-20190426195128

THIS IS WHY I SHOULD BE CAPTAIN!

I SHOULD BE CAPTAIN BECQUSE I LOVE TYPING IN ALLCAPS AND THAT IS A STRANGE SOCK AND I CAN TYPE RUN ON SENTENCES REALLY WELL AND I LIKE DUCKS AND I LIKE FOXES AND I'M STRANGE AND JUPITER IS THE BIGGEST PLANET AND I CAN RECRUIT PEOPLE I SEE BEING WEIRD AND I AM THE QUEEN OF SATURN SO YOU HAVE TO MAKE ME CAPTAIN OR MY ARMY WILL TAKE YOU TO VENUS WHERE YOU WILL HAVE NO CHANCE OF SURVIVAL YOU WILL DIE IN MERE SECONDS AND ALSO I HATE SOCKS AND I LIKE KEEFE AND FITZ AT THE SAME TIME AND I SHIP MYSELF WITH GETHEN AND THIS IS STILL A RUN ON SENTENCD AND ALSO I SHOYLD BE CAPTAIN BECAUSE I AM A CAPSLOCKCAPSLOCK "CAP" TAIN LOLOLOLIL AND SOMETIMES I DRIFT INTO SPEAKING FRANÇAIS JUSTE VOUS AVERTIR PEUT-ÊTRE QUE JE DEVRAIS JUSTE PARLER COMME ÇA MAINTENANT DONC VOUS DEVEZ LE TRADUIRE!!! JUST KIDDING I WON'T DO THAT TO YOU BECAUSE I REALLY DO WANT TO BE CAPTAIN PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I'M BEGGING NOW DUCK DUVK DUCK D UC K DUDE DED DUD DID DOD POD COD COD FISH FISH=FOOD=GOOD=NICE=CHARLOTTE=KOTLCWIKI=PEOPLE=BERLYNN=STRANGE DUCK=CAPTAINS! THEREFORE I SHOU LD BE A CAPTAIN! I LIKE PIZZA BUT NOT CHEESE I HATE VHEESE AND APPARENTLY THAT'S STRANGE SO I'M STRANGE AND ARBER IS STRANGE SO WE'RE A DOUBKE STRANGE WHAMMY AND ARE YOY LOST YET AND ARE YOU CONVINCE D YET AND HERE IS S OME SMILEY FACES BECAUSE YOU DESERVE IT FOR READING THIS MESS AND CONSIDERING ME (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (:  