Thread:AwkwardShadowThoughts/@comment-38374359-20190420001122/@comment-38374359-20190421022011

There are 2 methods you can use.

Here's the first method:

1. Open your internet browser of choice

2. Go to http://eelslap.com/

3. Close http://eelslap.com/

4. Open http://nooooooooooooooo.com/

5. Close http://nooooooooooooooo.com/

6. Sit silently and motionlessly for exactly 1 minute

7. Do pushups for exactly 1 minute

8. Look up The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy quotes

9. Deeply ponder the meanings behind them3

10. Make a list of 5 pros and 5 cons of Goldfish

11. Attempt to connect that list to the quotes from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

12. Deeply ponder how it would feel to be a pickle

13. Hold your breath for 10 seconds

14. Reflect upon whether your views on pickles have changed

15. Write down the first sentence that comes to your mind

16. Try to not think about purple hamsters

17. Consider the implications of Goldfish trying to eat ice cream

18. Look up the latest news about Goldfish

19. Attempt to do 1 clapping push-up

20. Enter the phrase "IEatAlicorns" in double curly brackets on your profile

21. Try to find a connection between all of the previous steps

The other method:

1. Enter the phrase "IEatAlicorns" in double curly brackets on your profile