Talk:Sophie and Fitz/@comment-68.231.221.239-20180331184430

So I made this REALLY WEIRD fanfic about Fitz turning elves into iguanas:

(In this timeline, Fitz has a lab and works with Dex)

Keefe: Fitz I am way better than you and I think Sophie likes me more.

Fitz: Oh really now.

Keefe: Um yes.

Fitz: Well then, Dex bring out the Iguana Ray

Dex: YAY! I can't WAIT to use it again!

Keefe: You really think that Iguanas can scare me?

Fitz: No. Do you wonder what happens to people who get near Sophie or are mean to me?

Keefe: What?

Fitz: I turn them into Iguanas.

Fitz picks up a jar with an iguana in it labled "Valin"

Valin Iguana: KILL ME

Dex: It's Ready!

Keefe tries to run and Fitz shoots hin with the Iguana Ray. Keefe turns into an Iguana. Fitz puts Iguana Keefe into a jar labled "Keefe".

Yes I made Keefe egotistical. please don't kill me.