Thread:Pommy Pyro/@comment-35871510-20180709012629

LIGHTS

CAMERA

ACTION

Tam is sitting in a chair in front of a camera. The camera woman is asking him questions to put in a documentary about Keefe.

Camera Woman (CW) : "Hello, what's your name, and how old are you?"

Tam: "I won't say anything until you let me do a reading on you."

CW: "Please, Mr.Song-"

Tam: "Don't call me that. I'm not fond of that name."

CW: *exasperated sigh* "Fine."

Tam's shadows slowly spread towards the woman, and Tam does a reading on her. The camera woman makes sure she records those shadows.

CW:" Your shadows are a little creepy, are you done yet?"

Tam: "Yeah, I'm done. My name is Tam, and I'm 16."

Cw: "Thank you. Now, we've heard that you have... shall we say, a love-hate relationship with the elf named Keefe."

Tam: "Will Keefe be watching this documentary?"

CW: "Probably."

Tam: "Nope. It's just a hate-hate relationship. Perhaps we could be better friends if he wasn't so conceded. It's a shame, really. I have to admit, he does have a skill with hair. We could have shared tips."

CW: "Interesting. Is there any other thing about Keefe that annoys you?"

Tam: "Well, yeah, of course. There are so many things. One, he can't stop cracking jokes. Even if we're having one of the most serious conversations ever. Two, he always calls me bangs boy. He's just jealous he can't grow out his hair that long. Three: He has no control of his emotions."

CW: "Woah! What do you mean by that?"

Tam:" Well, when he found out his mom was evil, he went crazy, and joined his mom's side just so he could help us."

CW: ...

Tam: "Yeah, he's a confusing guy."

CW: "Is there anything else he's emotionally unstable about? Any crushes?"

Tam: *Chuckles* "Yeah."

CW: "Who?"

Tam: "I'm a good person, and his crush will probably watch this documentary too. I don't want Keefe to start hating me."

CW: "So, you're saying Keefe does, in fact have a crush on someone who will be watching this show? Will his crush be on the show too?"

Tam wonders whether or not he should give out this information.

Tam: "Yeah. She will."

CW: "You really can't tell us who she is?"

Tam: "Nope."

He looks into the camera

Tam: "You're welcome Keefe."

He looks back at the camera woman

Tam: *yawn* "I'm getting tired of this. I'm done."

He gets up, and walks out the room. The camera woman stops the camera. She looks at her clipboard. and walks toward the door Tam exited out of. She peeks out and says

CW: "Okay! Next interview is with... Erm..."

She squints at the clipboard

CW: "Be-By- By-aw-nuh?"

Biana slips her hand in the air

Biana: "It's 'Biana.'"

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Shall I continue? 