Talk:Keefe and Sophie/@comment-2A02:C7D:4B01:3F00:988B:A28C:7559:E358-20190110202344/@comment-37719459-20190111005313

Oh, I already have!*  Here's one:

Raise a glass to Sokeefe

Something Fitz can never take away

No matter what he tells Keefe

(We) don't care about the almost kiss

(Be)cause you need to go away Fitz

We're telling the story of Sokeefe.

Or

(Guns and Ships parody)

Keefe rendezvous's with Silveny

To surround them when they kiss

The love triangle's futile

For Fitzphie has one flaw

They're relationship

Is nothing more than just skin deep

They're (just) cognates

Sir, Keefe knows what to do in a pinch:

Wait it out; Sophie'll come around

He'll be there for her

They're cognates

Yes sir I know but anything else? Ah, no?

They're cognates

Yes I know, I've heard it before

They're cognates

Yes but the sooner the better

It's a toxic relationship

Congratulations, Keefe Sencen

You have waited, and your yield is come

Her relationship fell apart

She's alone and she needs your help

The world

Will neeeever be

The same, Keefe Sencen....


 * I don't actually listen to Hamilton (except sometimes Guns and Ships because Lafayette's rapping accent is hilarious), but my sisters are OBSESSED with it, so naturally after the fifteenth time hearing each song I memorized them apparently.

Also, Fitzphie shippers, this was not meant to be offensive; it's just hard to fit stuff in the right amount of syllables.