Thread:SophitzFoster/@comment-37611621-20190616002938/@comment-38518755-20190715050627

I went to dinner with my brother’s friends’ family today, and we played what was basically “life-or-death” Capture the Flag on a map on kid’s menu and drawn with crayon.

Boy #1: I HAVE UNO REVERSE CARDS AND BARNEY THE DINOSAUR (among other things)

Boy #2 (my brother): I HAVE THE INFINITY GAUNTLET AND TELETUBBIES (among other things) Honestly, he had a pretty good chance of winning.

Boy #3: I HAVE GRENADES AND MISSILES AND OTHER EXPLODEY THINGS (he’s 7)

Me: I HAVE INFINITE BARBED WIRE AND GOLDFISH AND ELVES AND SOPHIE FOSTER WHO IS ALSO AN ELF AND WOF DRAGONS AND LUNARS AND OTHER ASSORTED FANTASY CREATURES AND FLASHBACK TO THROW AT PEOPLE’S HEADS.

Boys: *stare at me* *back away slowly*