Talk:Tam Song/@comment-2600:1006:B12F:9E15:23:7F3D:3BEF:9D23-20190415232541

Oh sneeze I missed Fanon Friday 😭😭😭

Anyway, one of my friends that I haven’t seen in like three years came over today and I was telling him about KotLC. It quite literally went down like this:

Me: You should read Keeper of the Lost Cities. It’s amazing.

Friend: okay

Me: The next book comes out in November.

Friend: Oh, I guess I should read them quickly in time for the next book then.

Me: WAIT WHAT NO

Me: WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING

Me: READ THEM SLOWLY. SPARE YOURSELF THE AGONY

Friend: Okay, okay...

Me: IF YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR SANITY LISTEN TO ME

Me: TAKE YOUR TIME

Me: DONT REPEAT HUMANITY’S MISTAKES

Me: TAKE YOUR TIME -Oof