Board Thread:RolePlay/@comment-2600:8807:1C01:A199:B0A2:418:7893:D42F-20191227042317/@comment-2600:8807:1C01:A199:1D4A:54E3:3C58:4383-20200104041411

'''Omake! Omake! Omake!'''

Eren grins and waves before speaking in a chipper advertisement guy voice. “Ever been starving on a mission? Ever despised those disgusting ration bars?”

In the distance, some other actor yells, “Yeah!”

The Arashi teen winks. “Well, look no further, because we have Ultra Power Ration Bars! What are those?”

“Well, you see, not only are U-P-R Bars strength and speed enhancing, they taste really good too! With fifty different flavors, Ultra Power Ration Bars can make any dreary assassination mission tasty!”

The camera pans over to a Mori girl in the trees, looking hungry as she looked over an important Suna general. Eren tosses her a UPR bar and she eats it gratefully, grinning happily before slitting the general’s throat.

“Some of the available flavors are: Strawberry, Chocolate, Vanilla, Cookies n Cream, Caramel, Brownie, and French Toast! With even more flavors to try out, you’ll be sure to enjoy these ration bars!”

A woman’s voice speedily adds, “Each bar costs $6.99 in stores. Online, only $3.99 if you use the code ‘Kaen’. You must be thirteen or older to shop online.”

-Loki