User blog:EthanDaCryokinetic/Hamilton Sokeefe Parodies

The physical manifestation of boredom:

Alexander Hamilton

"Then the hurricanes came and

devastation reigned,

our man saw his future drip dripping down the drain.

Put a pencil to his temple, connected it to his brain,

and he wrote his first refrain....the Ballad of Bo and Ro.

.......

Now the word got around,

Ro said "shut up kid you don't know what you're talking about",

Keefe said "remember you can't call me by that name

It's lord Hunkyhair

(At this point I'm not paying attention to rhyming, meter or rythm tbh...)

Dear Theodosia

Dear Sophie Foster what to

Say to you

You have brown eyes

You have a good last name

Ha! Not me....

And you're way too much fun to tease

And when you smile

You knock me out I fall apart

I'll fight against my legacy

I'll bleed and fight for you

I'll make it right for you

And you'll blow us all away

You'll be back

You say

That with Fitz you'll have lasting love

You kiss

(Well kind of because Silveny rocks)

But who cares

Remember I made an agreement when Forkle went away

Now I cannot be near you, Because of Fitz

He needs help--really bad

He should be grateful he's a Vacker

Yes, it's Fitz--he needs help

You can see he has anger issues

Rebellions rise, alliances fall,

We have helped each other through it all

But then there's Fitz

Who tries to kill their brother when they went to take a walk?

La da dada da, la da da da da da da, la da da dada

....To be continued.