Board Thread:Clubs/@comment-35646433-20200109155138/@comment-44397452-20200114173103

Chicken tornado wrote: Every time i think maybe im gonna have a normal english class for once.....

Teacher: Who wants some FOCABULARY?

Me: STOP TRYING TO BE COOL THIS IS WORSE THAN THE DEAD MEMES ON THE SLIDESHOW I know this was a while ago but I really want to share some stories of my 7th grade science teacher. So he would always do experiments but do them wrong.

So, this one time he was doing a lesson on water pressure and resistence or whatever. So, he put water in a jar with a weird lit that has holes in it. He kept saying "the water won't spill!" (I think you can see where this is going) He went around and held the jar over everybody's stuff because he 'knew' that it wouldn't spill. When he got to me however, he spilt the water all over my stuff.

K, so this next one is pretty hillarious. We were doing a quick unit on fire and my science teacher... let's call him Mr. W, was showing us that if you light some alchohol on fire, it won't spread past the alchohol. This IS true though so idk how this happened but... when Mr. W light the match and place it on, the fire spread... a lot. It caught the table on fire too XD. Luckily, we had water ready and put the fire out right away.

Oof, this one isn't an experiment but it is pretty funny. Mr. W always used my notebook to grade the rest of the classes, including my own. (I always got 100% because he used mine as the correct answers even if I got one wrong) This one time we had done a notebook check the day before so I went to get my notebook. He said that he already gave it back and I must have lost it. I looked EVERYWHERE and couldn't find it so my mom took me to buy a new one. Probably a week later, Mr. W came up to me and said, "Huh. I found your notebook on my desk."

I have lots more stories but I'll leave it here XD