Board Thread:Clubs/@comment-38558349-20190714152027/@comment-38374359-20190715224707

Okay, there are 8 different girls who murdered various husbands, boyfriends, and random other people, that's always fun. One highly corrupt lawyer who cares only about money, one not-so-bright-but-very-loyal husband, various reporters and law people. The main character is Roxie Hart, a young woman who cheats on her husband, murders her boyfriend, convinces the husband to confess to the crime, gets found out, convinces the husband to pay for her very corrupt lawyer, lies blatantly about her past life, continually tries to become famous and give out signatures, fakes a pregnancy to gain sympathy, acts super weak and defenseless at the stand, gets off scotch-free, and divorces her husband as soon as she gets out of jail. The other female lead is Velma Kelly, a singer and dancer who murders her husband and sister (who she had a popular dance routine with), gets sent to jail, pays the jail warden to get her name in the paper, plans a whole routine where she sniffles and asks for a glass of water and faints and all that jazz to garner sympathy, tries to convince a fellow murderer to replace her sister whoshe murdered in her dance routine, and also gets off scotch-free. Oh, and it contains some very R-rated scenes.

Yeah, perfect show for a high school to put on.