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“THE FLOOR IS COUNCILOR BRONTE!” joke was hilarious. It was amazing. It was chaotic good brought upon the elvin world. Except, there was a problem. After being used so much, everyone expected it. It wasn’t so fun anymore.

One day, that problem was solved. On a normal day at Foxfire, one young student commented on how Councillor Bronte wasn’t actually that bad, and how he was pretty cool. In that moment, a trio of trench coat wearing elves appeared, wearing detective hats and black shades.

“Who dares speak of Councilor Bronte positively?” The first one, a female with blonde hair demanded.

The second person, a blonde boy pointed to the unfortunate student silently.

“You may distribute the punishment.” The blonde girl said to the third.

The third student nodded and drew his arm back. He let it fly towards the other student, somehow causing them to fly out the window, which was thirty feet away. “HAHA! SUCKER PUNCH SMASH!”

The silent boy spoke up. “We are the Foxfire Inquisition, here to restore justice and honor to this academy!”

And just like that, they vanished.

They would reappear any time a student was bullied or Councillor Bronte was spoken of in a non-negative way. However, purposely invoking his name would do no good, for the Foxfire Inquisition only arrived in true times of need, such as the following event:

Stina Heks was mocking a first year on their talent, laughing and making cruel remarks. As expected, the Foxfire Inquisition arrived, before dramatically gasping.

“What...vile manner of creature is this?” The female stage-whispered

“A demon, a cyclops, some horrific thing!” The Sucker Punch member gasped.

“Surely, we must rid the school of such a demonic entity!” The third declared.

The female member of the group picked up Stina, walked up to the window, and yeeted her as far as she could, as she normally did with bullies.

However, in order to truly rid the school of such horror for a longer period of time, Sucker Punch levitated himself to Stina and punched her, with his signature, “SUCKER PUNCH SMASH!” However, the other boy in the group added, “Begone, THOT.”

Stina flew away, waving her limbs wildly, before becoming a speck in the distance. Silence in the cafeteria. Before one student, the one being bullied, yelled, “THEY HAVE DESTROYED THE BEAST! ALL HAIL THE FOXFIRE INQUISITION!” Before getting on their knees and aggressively bowing.

The other followed suit, and before long, the entire school was doing it.

“Please stop, this is awkward.” Sucker Punch scratched his nose.

The school stopped immediately. The next morning, Magnate Leto, who had a sneaking suspicion of who the Foxfire Inquisition were, called the three suspect students up to his office.

Sophie, Keefe, and Dex, arrived, looking quite innocent.

“Good morning, Magnate Leto!” Dex added in, smiling for good measure.

Magnate Leto wordlessly handed them each a plaque. Each one read, This plaque has been awarded to -name- for special services to the school.

“Now then, you may all return to your classes.” Magnate Leto smiled warmly. “And you kids have my permission to continue on with your extracurricular activities.

“We don’t have any idea of what you’re speaking, sir.” Sophie said curiously before leaving.

Thanks for reading! Here are my other stories:

Shattered Glass

THE FLOOR IS COUNCILOR BRONTE! FREAKING BOOK IT!

Like Clockwork

The Villainous Abilities Club 