Thread:Keeperforlife/@comment-39865086-20190819154035/@comment-39371408-20190827205326


 * mails note to Catherine as to not get sued for yelling at the lawyer*

Dear Catherine,

Hello, I’m Naomi [secretlastname]. I am a student at Shannon’s School for Rule-Breakers and would like to talk about some things inquired in your letter.

Number One: You used “completely accurately” in your letter, which is not grammatically correct. It should be completely accurate. I would like to visit your editor or secretary and have a word with them about their awful mistake, and to make sure they don’t make mistakes like that again. Perhaps they should go back to school.

Number Two: In fact, her school is quite enjoyable. It may teach some incorrect things such as no rule-breaking things that you don’t agree with, but in this case, this school enforces rules and that is the school’s decision, therefore making it perfectly legal. Schools can be as lax or strict as they wish.

I hope this letter cleared you up on some of the factors on why this school should stay open and still be a school for “rule breakers”.

Naomi [secretlastname], Lawyer of Everything Necessary at Wombat Lawfirm