Thread:CustardBursts/@comment-33804292-20190717224252/@comment-32247874-20190718162014

Conversation I had with my younger brother last night:

Me: Ah, Sombricken just stole an hour of my life, y'know?

Bro: Sombricken?

Me: Sombrero chicken, y'know?

Bro: Oh yeah, he's an old friend.

Me: Can you introduce me?

Bro: No, Sombricken doesn't interact with mere mortals.

Me: By saying that, you imply that you, yourself, are not mortal.

Bro: And? I don't see the problem here?