Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-39642964-20190729202919/@comment-98.143.232.53-20190918225200

ME: *Pulls out big sparkly pen*

PEN: *Turns into sword*

ME: "Not now Anaklusmos! Percy can't find out that I stole you!"

ME: *Puts cap on back of pen*

ME: *Signs in big loopy cursive letters* MISS EMMA LEIGH HOLLAND On a random document*

ANAKLUSMOS: "You know that if you use fake names it doesn't really count, don't you K-"

ME: "SHUSH! YOU CAN'T JUST GO AROUND GIVING MY NAME OUT ON A MORTAL WEBSITE!!!! IT'LL​​​​​​ TOTALLY ATTRACT MONSTERS!!!!! And by the way, HOW IN TARTARUS ARE YOU TALKING??? YOUR JUST A MAGICAL PEN/SWORD!!"

ANAKLUSMOS: "Because. And you arn't my owner! You can't tell me what to do! Hehehe..."

ME: "What??? What's so funny???!!!???"

ANAKLUMOS: "K-"

ME: *THROWS ANAKLUSMOS OUT OF WINDOW*

ME: "YEET!!!!!"

ANAKLUSMOS: *Appears back in my tye dye man satchel, which I also stole from Percy*

ANAKLUSMOS: "HAHAHAHAHA ISN'T THAT JUST ADORABLE!!!!! YOU TRIED TO GET RID OF ME!!!!! WELL I GOT NEWS FOR YOU! YOU OWN ME, AND YOU KEEP ME FOREVER!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-

ME: *RUNS HALF WAY AROUND THE  WORLD, THRUSTS PERCY'S MAN SATCHEL, AND ANAKLUSMOS INTO HIS ARMS, AND RUNS AWAY*

ME: "I AM DIVERGENT AND I CAN NOT AND WILL NOT BE CONTROLLED!!!!!

ME: *STABS BUTTERKNIFE INTO TABLE*

EFFIE: "THATS MAHOGANY!!!!!!!!"

ME: *TURNS TO ASH AND BLIPS OUT OF EXISTANCE FOR FIVE YEARS*

KEEFE: "So... That was weird..."

PIANO TEACHER: *Plays middle c"