Board Thread:Clubs/@comment-37611621-20190511162807/@comment-38374359-20190517200545

Guys, I need help. What are some ways that an old lady might attempt to murder someone? The old lady is the villain of a story I'm writing, and she attempts to kill the main character at every opportunity, although he thinks it's an accident. Also, I need her excuses. Currently, I have:

Hitting him in the head with her knitting bag (IHer arthritis was acting up)

Stabbing him with a knitting needle (It's easier for her to pick up stitches when the needles are razor sharp)

'''Tells him he needs to wear a scarf outside but it has chloroform on it. (It's 'essential oil"). He's really polite and insists she wears it.'''

Strangles him with yarn (I need an excuse for this)