Board Thread:Clubs/@comment-38091275-20190329230310/@comment-38374359-20190402025927

I had a dream that I told everyone at my school that I was having a baby and I wasn't so I freaked out because I didn't want people to think I was a liar so I brought my entire collection of Beanie Boos to school and hoped nobody would notice the difference. And then I realized that I was naked because I had given all my clothes to a homeless person on the street, so I squirted ketchup, mustard, and relish all over my self to act as clothing. And then I climbed into a freezer so that I could turn into a popsicle. I succeeded in becoming a popsicle, so I went to a pizza place and ordered pizza as a celebration, but they served me raw meat and burritos instead, so I left and tripped over the guy that I had given my clothes to. That was where the dream ended.