Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-33804292-20190831160725

so i’m pretty sure y’all have heard the highly embellished version on how Cath founded the wiki a few millennias ago, though i have to say; that’s the exaggerated version (read | this story before that was shortened and edited for the younger gAmErS to comprehend it, like how we replaced Jeörgen so the 9 year old army wouldn’t lose their minds (tho after 100 mill subs, the marriage, and the Ender Dragon for Pewds, bit too late fo dat). anyways, without further ado, scroll downnnn~

one day Cath was going through the Starbucks drive thru (getting what the person in front of you ordered for 24 hours is ‘’so’’ last month) and decided to her usual, the ‘’grande vanilla sweet cream cold brew no classic light heavy cream with 1 pump of vanilla, three shots of espresso, 2 pumps caramel dolce, with a caramel drizzle, cinnamon powder topping, half cold foam and half extra whipped cream in a venti cup with light ice ‘’, when her car accidentally rolled over a lilac hydro flask (major an’ i oop moment right there), killing about 2% of the vsco population. and you wanna know what’s even worse? it had aesthetic red bubble avocado stickers on it. *cue gasps*. anyway so her pet dog named Scrunchie (the velvet kind) was getting tired of sitting through Cath’s awful driving and stomped on the gas pedal, making the entire car launch forward all the way to Popeyes, the place that has a new chicken sandwich to throw shade at chick fil’ a, and the worst part was that Cath never got her ‘’grande vanilla sweet cream cold brew no classic light heavy cream with 1 pump of vanilla, three shots of espresso, 2 pumps caramel dolce, with a caramel drizzle, cinnamon powder topping, half cold foam and half extra whipped cream in a venti cup with light ice ‘’ drink. it was annoying but she didn’t do anything to Scrunchie cause ain’t nobody got time fo dat sksksksksksks. plus Scrunchie just got them Pura Vida friendship bracelets so ye. although Cath does tend to wear her Puka shell necklaces and bracelets more. anyway, after she posted her whole morning on her insta story, she met a minecraft donkey named Bernie, a sheep who seemed to have a spiritual connection and aura of water (WATER SHEEEEP) and a colourful bird that reminded her of Ikea (IKEAAAA BIRD). they told her they’d take her somewhere uNbElIeVaBlE and she thought it’d make a good tweet with hashtags so she agreed. she packed her charcoal face masks in her mini Fjällräven Kanken backpack and set off. (though she admits taking a break to do the microwave challenge on tik tok, no shame there).

TO BE CONTINUED..... (plz like and share with ur friends & fam, leave a kudo + comment below, and make sure to hit that red subscribe grey follow button to get updated on the latest. k thx byee)

written by Eva 