Talk:Vacker/@comment-74.96.152.215-20180625141636/@comment-24.197.192.237-20200118005558

ALVAR IS AN IDIOT!!!!!! I HATE HIM!!!!!!!! ALVAR IS ALSO VERY STUPID!!!!!!! ALVAR IS A BLANKETY BLANK!!!!!!!! ALVAR IS THE WORST!!!!!!!!!!! My sis called him a blankety-blankety-blank-blank-blank yesterday! I called him an ass, a dummy, a stupidhead, a meanie, an airhead, a nitwit, a sucker, a loser, etc., etc. I copied a picture of him off the internet and stucj it on the dartboard to play darts with. He has 4 darts stuck on him so far. (I hit him in the eye, pretending that it was a poison dart.) My sis made a stick figure of him, and pretended to make it do creative ways of dying. (Like jumping off a cliff, burning, freezing, decapitation, electricution, getting his head chopped off by a guillotine, getting eaten by radioactive piranhas, getting strapped to a case full of dynamite, etc. ,etc.) Those were my favorites. Ro would've been proud to know that she also used flesh-eating bactria as a way of dying. I also thought it was dunb when he was so happy with his family after having his memories wiped. I agree with Fitz on this one. It made me want to vomit. I also threw the book at my wall after reading about the council letting Alvar out of his stinky little prison. Alos, is it weird that I punched Alvar's name via book when he was going to open the hive?

P.S. Hope I gave you some wonderful torture ideas!

P.P.S. Sorry. I just HATE Alvar.

P.P.P.S. He is my least favorite character. When he dies, the list will progress.