Talk:Keefe and Sophie/@comment-72.239.165.76-20181229065429

Because I am super triggered about Fitz right now, I really need to say this:

FITZ! GET IT TOGETHER ALREADY! EITHER YOU BE A GOOD FRIEND TO MY WITTLE KEEFIE BOI (sobs and hugs Keefe) OR WE ARE JUST GETTING RID OF YOU AND INITIATING OPERATION SHADOW READING- Wait, Tammy, where did you go? Oh. There you are. Anyway, as I was saying, if you do not act like a civilized best friend, we’re getting our wittle Keefie baby and our wittle Tammy wammy cinnamon bun baby boi (sobs and hugs Tam) to be best friends because clearly you can’t act like you’re supposed to!

You have no idea how anxious I am to initiate Project Shadow Reading.

Ah, I feel better now. Sorry, I’m just super ticked off about Fitz. -Oof