Thread:Charlotte O CATS KOTLC/@comment-2600:8807:1C01:A199:8875:61F1:1C4D:81F4-20200109032214

Many, many quotes.

So, you know how like everyone uses #2 pencils? If they’re the main brand used by everyone, why are they still #2? Why not #1?

And, if an Orange is named after the color orange, shouldn’t lemons be called yellows and blueberries be called blues?

Who closes the doors when the bus driver gets off?

Why do round pizza come in square boxes? By that logic, would square pizzas come in circle boxes?

Did they make dyslexia hard to spell on purpose?

Why do we say something is out of whack? I mean, what even is a whack?

Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one TV?

If you choke a Smurf, what color will it turn?

How come day breaks but night falls?

Where’s the egg in the egg roll?

Why do they call the times with slowest traffic rush hour?

Do the total minutes on movie boxes count the credits, trailers, etc. or just the movie itself?

Shouldn’t outlets be called inlets because you put plugs in them?

If money doesn’t grow in trees, why do banks have branches?

If it’s friendly fire, shouldn’t guns shoot blanks?

Why do they specifically call it shipping? I mean, airplanes? Trains? Cars? Other methods of transportation exist too!

Why does an alarm clock turning on to ring referred to as “going off?” It’s technically going on...right?

Why does the sun lighten our hair but darken our skin?

Why do they call it a drive-through when you have to stop in the middle of driving?

How important does a person need to be before it’s referred to as assassinated instead of murdered?

-Loki  