Thread:Charlotte O CATS KOTLC/@comment-38480398-20190421230424/@comment-38480398-20190422103252

In that case, here it is:

Tatatarataaaaa *trumpets and drumroll*

Prologue, prefix, forword, or whatever you want to call it: Please rest assured my late response, for which I do apologize, does not reflect my work ethic, motivation or pucntuality (I aM gErMaN, wE aRe aLwAyS oN tImE, eVeN wHeN wE aRe lAtE, fOr tHeN yOu aRe eArLy), rather, it is simply the result of my desire to produce a high-quality -and naturally very weird, but that was not hard, as very-weirdness fcimes naturally to me- piece of work.


 * mpre fanfares*

WhY I sHoUlD bE cApTaIn:

-Captains must be as weird as possible- I am extremely srange, weird, abnormal, crazy, bizzare (not to be mistaken with bazaar) insane and unique- all traits I am proud of! I can be serious enough to handle official matters, yet more importantly, I can be seriously wEiRD. I once told my friend why she would die at 36- with a straight face, I have bizarre habits and preferences, like, say, my te ndecy to hang off furniture upside-down like a bat while reading or watching TV, my obssessive need to meorize the most random, useless things, the fact that I have random fits of jumping up and down and shaling my hands (VIOLENTLY) and claaping them practically on my nose, and sometimes making qeird squeaky noises or giggling like alunatic when I get excited, or just lost in thought/daydreaming, and oh, a hundred other abnormalities that I rejoice having (bEcAuSe I nEvEr wAnTeD tO bE nOrMaL).

-My Unhealthy Amount Of Activity- I will never miss anything important due to longer periods of anscence

-I have a roughly twelve-hour time difference to the current captains