Talk:Tam Song/@comment-72.239.165.76-20191227203746

ACK I HAVENT BEEN HERE FOR WAY TOO LONG I STILL HAVENT READ LEGACY YET BUT OH WELL i just wanted to share this little thing (this happened like six months ago tho)

so i was visiting some relatives in Syria and i brought along Lodestar and i was trying to explain it to my cousin who doesn't speak much English and it pretty much went like this:

Me: *points to Sophie* so she's the main character, she gets all the attention and everything is focused on her even when her friends are in trouble

Cousin: Okay then who's that? *points to Fitz*

Me: oh he's Sophie's friend. He likes her but she's an oblivious idiot but anyway

Me: *points to Tam* this is the only character with any brain cells left and he's awesome and he usually has to rescue his friends from all the messes they get into but Sophie never pays attention to him

Cousin: Okay and what's he doing?

Me: he's breaking this force field that his friends got trapped in with shadows-

Cousin: He's breaking it with his hair? (because shadows in English sounds a lot like hair in Arabic)

Me: ...yeah. Pretty much.

Cousin: Why is his hair so shiny?

Me: It has magic force-field breaking properties, obviously

Cousin: ...okay then -Oof