Talk:Tam Song/@comment-2603:9001:385:900:9857:D9CE:5D7D:83E4-20180909150833/@comment-2603:9001:30B:D800:8025:64E:EFA8:A9B2-20181020175154

Okay, here's the first one I made:

KotLC Reacts to Moana (Yeah, that was the first one ever. I love Moana. Try to stop me.)

Sophie: So guys, today we’re going to watch this movie called Moana. I think you’ll like it.

Keefe: Do we have to?

Biana: Ooh! A human movie! Let’s see it!

(everyone sits down) (movie starts)

Fitz: (after opening scene) Wow. In less than three minutes, Disney brings a goddess to life, makes her die, brings a devil to life, makes a demigod disappear, and makes an old lady scare a bunch of kids? How productive, Disney.

Dex: What?

Fitz: Oh, sorry. Not you.

Biana: Shush, both of you!

Keefe: Yes, we are trying to watch this mediocre animation.

Biana: That’s not very nice, Keefe.

Sophie: Guys, we’re trying to watch a movie here!

Keefe: Right. Sorry.

Dex: (after the ocean gives Moana the heart of Te Fiti) Is this how you felt right before you flooded Atlantis, Linh?

Linh: It was a bit more intense.

Fitz: (after Maui sings “Your Welcome” and steals Moana’s boat) Hold up. He sang that whole song just to take her boat?

Sophie: Yup.

Keefe: That’s my new favorite song! (begins singing "Your Welcome") (sounds horrible)

Biana: I thought you didn’t like this movie.

Keefe: Oh yeah. Right. (stops singing)

Biana: (after Tamatoa gets flipped over after chasing Moana and Maui) So he’s just gonna stay like that? Forever?

Sophie: Mhm.

Keefe: See? This movie is pointless!

Sophie: Keefe!

Keefe: Oh. Sorry, Sophie.

Biana: (whispering to Sophie) How do you do it? How come he always listens to you?

Sophie: I have no idea.

Keefe: (after Maui tells Moana about his parents) Hey, I can totally relate to this guy.

Biana: So you like it?

Keefe: Nah.

Biana: (after Moana sings “Who You Are”) That’s so… sweet… and touching…

Dex: (at the end of the movie) Wait. Te Ka was actually Te Fiti? That… is a plot twist I wasn’t expecting.

Biana: Yeah. But it was beautiful.

Linh: My life in 90 minutes. What’d you think, Tam?

Tam: (is covering his face with cape)

Linh: Tam? Are you okay?

Tam: (sniffles) Mhm.

Linh: Aww, Tammy… (hands him box of tissues)

Biana: Tam? Are you crying?

Keefe: Nah, Bangs Boy doesn’t cry.

Sophie: Keefe. Apologize. Now.

Keefe: Oh. Sorry, Bangs Boy.

Sophie: (sighs heavily)

Linh: What’s wrong, Tam?

Tam: Nothing. It was just… a really good movie.

Biana: Yeah, that was the best movie I’ve seen in a long time. What’d you think, Keefe?

Keefe: Eh, it was okay.

Keefe: (after he goes home) Let’s see… Nope, nobody watching.

Keefe: YOUR WELCOME! YOUR WELCOME! AND THANK YOU!