Thread:FakeMintie/@comment-32247874-20190726164747/@comment-37611621-20190801232206

FakeMintie wrote: FUNSIES

I WILL PHOTOSHOP KEEFE

Also, Sparkle-Fanny à la mode used to be super common a long time ago among the elves back when there were still plenty of Alicorns (Bronte was a huge fan) except it was so popular that the elves kinda wiped out most of the species. They felt bad about that, so they outlawed eating animals, started the Sanctuary, wiped everyone's minds so they wouldn't end up with a bunch of elves having their minds break from guilt, and stored the info in Fintan's cache. Fintan wasn't a fan of the "wipe memories from people's brains and pretend none of this happened" approach, so he attempted to reveal what had happened to the public. The Council didn't approve, so they removed Fintan from the Council, coming up with the excuse that Pyrokinesis was dangerous and had to be outlawed. Fintan willingly resigned on the request of his younger sister, although he and his sister ended up growing apart after he murdered her crush. Anyways, now it's a very rare dish eaten only by Goldfish, and we had to specially breed Alicorns for that purpose. that's great