Talk:Alvar Soren Vacker/@comment-39426305-20190511013737

I am Fintan, and I know everything.

I understand that many of you, humans, are wondering why this Vacker does not have the famous trademark of the teal eyes (what do they see in those eyes? ). Well, people, Fitz and Biana have a half-brother. His name is Alvar. Son of Della, and a human-who's name is currently unknown. Della, as you know, has some shady-history with humans. See this passage:

“How do you know so much about humans?” Sophie asked.

''“That is a story for another time. But I’ve walked among them, and the reception I received was less than friendly.”''

You may be asking how on earth does he know this. Well, humans, I have spies everywhere. Watch out little Moonlark.

Anyways, where was I?

Oh, yes! (I'm still getting used to this human sorcery). So, poor Alvar, here, is son of Della and unknown human, explains why he would join the Neverseen. He blames the human race because without them, he would be Alden’s son, possibly the golden child instead of Fitz, and the carrier of the grand Vacker legacy.

Golly! I must get going...

I have another evil plan to hatch!


 * evil cackles*