Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-2A02:C7D:4B01:3F00:2DC8:EBC0:7E82:9AE5-20191101094643

Sophie: What was that?

Keefe: What?

Sophie: There was a loud noise upstairs, what was it?

Keefe: Oh, nothing, my T-shirt just fell.

Sophie: It sounded a lot heavier than just that.

Keefe: I was in it.

Original version by Demidorks:

Sophie: Our can opener is broken.

Keefe: So now it's a can't opener?

Black Swan: *facepalms*

Original version by Demidorks:

Keefe, texting Fitz: What's for lunch?

Fitz: I already ate.

Keefe: Oh... without me?

Fitz: I was hungry!!! Do u want me to bring you something? What do you want?

Keefe: Loyalty

Original version by Demidorks:

Keefe: Do you want a hug?

Tam: No

Keefe: Did you even hear what I said?

Tam: Yes

Keefe: What did I say then?

Tam: Do you want a hug?

Keefe: Well, if you insist

Original version by camp--halfblood:

Sophie: What did I tell you about lying?

Sokeefe's child: It only works on dad.

Original version by phoebejackson:

Keefe: Here's your coffee!

Sophie: It's been an hour, where were you? And why is it cold?

Keefe: You said you wanted a late coffee

Sophie:

Sophie: I said a LATTE

Original version by Demidorks:

Keefe: Look, we've been arguing for too long

Tam: True

Keefe: Let's just agree to apologize on the count of three.

Tam: Okay.

Keefe: One. Two. Three.

Tam:

Keefe:

Keefe: See, now I'm just disappointed in both of us.

Original version by biper-mclean:

Kidnappers: We have your son

Sophie: I don't have a son!

Kidnappers: Then who's been singing YMCA on a loop for 4 hours?

Sophie: Oh no, they have Keefe

Kidnappers: Please come get him, we can't take it any more.

Original version by Demidorks:

Sophie: Ugh, I hardly slept last night

Biana: When you can't sleep, it means someone is thinking about you

Sophie: Who would be thinking about me at 3am?

Keefe: *panic*

Original version by Demidorks:

Sophie: Can't believe they think they're the cuter couple.

Keefe: We'll show 'em.

Biana: We're totally cuter.

Tam: Oh yeah.

Keefe [wraps arm around Tam]: You think you're cuter than us?

Sophie [puts arm around Biana]: Yup

Original version by Demidorks:

Keefe: Hey Sophie???

Sophie: Yes...?

Keefe: Do you know the joke of No and Me Neither?

Sophie: No...

Keefe: Me neither

Sophie:...

Keefe: You don't get it??

Sophie: No

Keefe: Me neither

Original version by incorrectpercicoquotes:

Keefe: I have an idea.

Sophie: A good one?

Keefe: Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

Original version by Demidorks:

Fitz: Have you come up with code names?

Tam: My name is Tom Ato.

Biana: Well, my name is Ann Chovi.

Keefe: And I'm Ceasar Salad 