User blog:AlenhandTam12/I'm Bored, So Have Some of the Kam Script I've Been Writing

Keefe: Hey, Bangs Boy. . . what are you doing here?

Tam: Linh made me come. . . whoah. What happened to your hair?

{Keefe's hair looks nearly identical to Tam's}

Keefe: Dex and Biana's stupid pranks happened.

Linh: If it's any consolation- Sophie, please stop playing with my hair- Tam-

Sophie: {Slaps hand over her mouth} Shhhh. . .  let him figure it out on his own.

Tam: {Blushes} I'm just gonna. . . leave. . . bye.

Linh: NOPE!

{Doors lock}

Tam: Blur, help?

Blur: No.

Dex: {From outside} Can't leave 'till ya confess, Tammy.

{Mistletoe appears above Keefe and Tam}

Blur: {Chants} Confess! Confess! Confess!

Tam: {Starts singing Superheroes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHXXktQcd-g by The Script}

{Lights flicker} {Tam stops singing}

Keefe: {Puzzled} What's going on?

Biana: {Through locked window} You heard the man! CONFESS!

Unknpwn: {Deep voice} CONFESS. {Eyes appear}

Everyone but Sophie and Blur: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Sophie: {Monotone} Ahh, a scary monster. What are we to do?

Interdimensional Cat: {Appears} Hi! I'm the famous Matchmaker Wolfspirit!

Biana: {Squeals} KITTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dex: That's my cat.

Biana: But I thought you loved me. {Pouts}

Cat: I hate you all.

Kaylia: Hi! I'm from an alternate reality! In my reality, I'm related to all of you either biologically or adoptively. Dex is my boyfriend, Tam's my adoptive dad, Biana's my adoptive second cousin and future adoptive aunt, Linh's my adoptive aunt, Blur was, at one point, one of my legal guardians, Sophie's my future sister-in-law, and Keefe's my twin brother.

Tam: Who's your adoptive mom?

Kaylia: Your wife

Tam: Who's my wife?

Kaylia: My adoptive mom.

Tam: {Sighs}

Biana: How are we related?

Kaylia: {Pulls out scroll with Alenh's profile on it}

Tam: {Tunes out the rest of the conversation} {Stares at Keefe's lips}

TIME SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP

Biana: ... So you're telling me that Gisela verbally and physically abused you and abandoned you at Exillium, only for Alenh to find you and take you in. She also gave you a serum that made you into a shapeshifter, speaks 13 human languages, has incredible knowledge about human culture, and built a treehouse called Spidertree.

Kaylia: Yes.

Tam: {Remembers there's misteltoe above him} {Grabs Keefe's shirt} {Kisses him} {Runs away}

Keefe: Is surprised.