Talk:Sophie and Fitz/@comment-37879183-20190208035539

Guys... I have a theory. What if the different shippers are somehow reading different versions of KotLC? Maybe this is some big elaborate experiment that the hamsters have concocted to determine whether humans are intelligent enough for them to take us with them when they egress from Earth in an attempt to find a better planet to live on. This is why the hamsters have been running in their hamster wheels so much! They are generating power for their space colony and training to cope with space more effectively! We need to start running on hamster wheels too! We cannot let hamsters become the dominant species on Earth!

That train of thought started out slightly weird and just meandered in a random direction from there.