Thread:Charlotte O CATS KOTLC/@comment-35776050-20190418164737

.*walks on stage to podium*

.*clears throat*

Okay, so today we will be discussing why I, Mallowmelt, should be captian of the very strange duckies that live over there *points to thread*. The first reason is that I am very very strange indeed. In fact, I am so strange that sometimes my brother will not be in the same room as me alone cuz he says I'm too crazy. Who wants to hear something very extremely strange that I did last night?

.*crickets*

Okay then. Since you all so obviously want to hear it, I will tell you. I kept on going to my brother and telling him random things like "you have a new sister" and "i am a zombie" and "ARE YOU READY TO BE JUDO FLIPPED". This has increased his ever growing fear of me and my craaaaaaaazy mind.

Another reason why I should be captian is because I am not fazed by strangeness You can say the strangest/weirdest/craziest things and it will not faze me. In fact, itll encourage me. This is something you pick up after living with my brothers...

Also, I get hyper ALOT. Especially if I dont have enough sleep or if i just had sugar. Here is a demonstration:

.*takes Laffy Taffy out of pocket*

.*eats it*

.*runs around in circles laughing like an idiot*

SEE THIS IS WHY I DESERVE CAPTAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HEHAHAHHAHAHAHEEE

YAYAYAYAY

YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WOOHOO

.*runs off stage* 