User blog:Iamecstatic/KOTLC in 99 Seconds

"Harry Potter in 99 Seconds" KOTLC version
For those who have memorized Harry Potter in 99 seconds, I have made a KOTLC version:

There once was a girl named Sophie

Destined to be a star

She was created by Errol L. Forkle

Who gave her a star-shaped scar

Yo Sophie, you're an elf

Sophie goes to Foxfire and meets Dex and Marella

Alden requires she train with Tiergan

Fitz is Wonderboy and Sophie nearly gets expelled

She, not Dex, nearly fades away

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