User blog comment:Mint-chocolate-mallowmelt/If they were cabbages/@comment-98.202.21.65-20190501012653

MY EYES!!! I’VE BEEN BLINDED BY THE CABBAGES!!! QUICK WE MUST TAKE ACTION, THEY ARE GOING TO CONQUER THE WORLD IF WE’RE NOT CAREFUL!

Seriously though, this is hilarious. Kudos to whoever made these.