Talk:Tam Song/@comment-2603:9001:30B:D800:508C:7EE0:80B:7142-20181014053825

I do not understand how I survived my life without him. I do not understand how I survived the first three books with him floating in the realm of unexistence. But that's okay, he's in my life now and we're all good.

I sometimes like to imagine what would've happened if Tam went to the Forbidden Cities to find Sophie instead of Fitz:

Tam: You need to come with me.

Sophie: You know how ominous it sounds when a complete stranger dressed in black randomly comes up to you and says, "You need to come with me"?

Tam: I'm here to help you!

Sophie: That'd be a lot easier to believe if it weren't coming from a complete stranger dressed in black.

Tam: Would you stop with the stranger thing?

Sophie: I don't even know your name.

Tam: I don't know yours, either.

Sophie: So if I tell you my name, you'll tell me yours?

Tam: Yup.

Sophie: Well too bad, because you're going first.

Tam: Fine. My name is Tam. Now you?

Sophie: I'm not telling you.

Tam: Why are you being so stubborn?

Sophie: It's called safety!

Tam: You'll never find safety here. I can lead you somewhere safe.

Sophie: I can lead you out of this museum.

Tam: I knew they should've sent Linh instead.

Also I just realized... if Tam and Linh have been banished for three years...

THEN THEY HAVEN'T HAD MALLOWMELT FOR THREE YEARS SOMEONE HELP