Talk:Book 8: Legacy/@comment-98.143.232.53-20191211195154

Every Us Down in Us-Ville Liked Sokeefe a lot...

But the Fitz, Who lived just north of Us-ville, Did NOT!

The Fitz hated Sokeefe! The whole Sokeefe season! Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason. It could be his teeth were unbearably white. It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight. But I think that the most likely reason of all May have been that his heart was two sizes to small. But, Whatever the reason, His heart or his shoes, He stood there on Sokeefe Eve, hating the ...Us's.

Staring down from his mansion with a sour, Fitzy frown At the warm lighted windows below in their town. For he knew every Us down in Us-ville beneath Was busy now, hanging a mistletoe wreath (for obvious shipping reasons of course).

"And they're hanging they're fanart!" He snarled with a sneer. "Tomorrow is Sokeefe! It's practically here!" Then he growled, with his Fitz fingers nervously drumming, "I MUST find some way to stop Sokeefe from coming!" ...

"For tomorrow I know all the Us Girls, boys, and others, Will wake bright and early, They'll rush for their... books, And then, oh the noise noise noise noise! If theres one thing I hate, It's the NOISE NOISE NOISE NOISE! They'll ship, jump, and squeal Racing round on they're... feet, They'll dance with Team Keefe! towels, tied onto their "Reets!" And they'll play noisy games like What's your NO-tp? A more toned down type of, WHICH SHIP WOULD YOU KILL? Than the Us's yoing and old, will sit down to a feast, and they'll feast, and they'll feast, abd they'll FEAST FEAST FEAST FEAST! They'll feast on E.L. Fudges, and rare "Us baked Mallowmelt". Oh! Baked Mallowmelt is a feast I can't stand in the least! And then, they'll do something I hate most of all! Every Us down in Us-ville, The tall and the small, will stand close together With Sokeefe bells ringing(...?), They'll stand hand in hand, And those Us's will start singing!

Sokeefe, Sokeefe, Sokeefe, Sokeefe, We all ship it Oh we do, Sokeefe, Sokeefe, Sokeefe, Sokeefe, (you can even ship other stuff too!) Sokeefe helps up come together, Sokeefe, Sokeefe, Sokeefe, Sokeefe, Welcome Shippers far and near, As we all hold our books near! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

"They'll sing, and they'll sing, and they'll SING SING SING!" And the more the Fitz thought of this whole Sokeefe thing, The more the Fitz thought, "I must stop this whole thing!" "Why, for less than two months I've put up with it now, I must stop Sokeefe from coming... but how?"

TO BE CONTINUED

-GleekShipperGirl