Board Thread:Short Stories and Fanfictions/@comment-2600:8807:1C01:A199:58AB:1C85:39EC:3205-20191120013345

Class was going quite well. Everyone was doing their work, and nobody was causing any trouble. Even one Keefe Sencen, which wasn’t quite right. Of course, that all changed thanks to one certain Technopath.

Dex suddenly leapt onto his desk and yelled, “THE FLOOR IS COUNCILOR BRONTE!”

There was a brief moment of silence as everyone took that in. And then, chaos. Students were leaping out of their chairs, flooding onto the larger desks and tables. Some levitated above everyone else, while others used their abilities to save themselves. It was beautiful. Dex got a detention, but it was totally worth it.

The next day, during lunch, Keefe screamed, “THE FLOOR IS COUNCILOR BRONTE!” Again, everyone panicked. Students jumped onto tables, flinging meals everywhere. Mesmers made others carry them. Hydrokinetics made themselves float upon seats of water. Someone screamed, “FREAKING BOOK IT, GO GO GO!” One Technopath even pulled out a jet pack and flew around the cafeteria. Many others found this a good idea, and the next day, all Technopath students wore jet packs, because you never knew when the floor would be Councilor Bronte.

A week later, one of the Foxfire teachers, Professor Alexander, was writing an article in a new newspaper that allowed people to hear it rather than just read it. After a minute of thinking, he scribbled down a final sentence: “And thus, that concludes my thesis about-THE FLOOR IS COUNCILOR BRONTE!” Readers of the article were initially puzzled before suddenly, anyone hearing the article would leap and jump to safety.

Soon enough, “THE FLOOR IS COUNCILOR BRONTE” became a well-known thing in the Lost Cities. In fact, it once saved lives.

A heroic elf, after a Neverseen attack, says, “We thought we were done for...and then, on a spur of the moment decision, I yelled ‘THE FLOOR IS COUNCILOR BRONTE!’. The Neverseen elves scattered, right into the arms of waiting authorities. I didn’t expect it to work, but the Neverseen elves apparently didn’t want to take the easy way out when the floor was Councilor Bronte.”

Meanwhile, Councilor Bronte himself was annoyed. Every time he left his home, there was some elf shouting about the floor being him. One day, he was traveling to a Tribunal involving Sophie, Keefe, and Dex, climbing a hill, when someone shouted the dreaded words. Not missing a beat, the trio pulled out human skateboards, hopped on, slid on black sunglasses, and rolled back down the hill.

...What.

-Loki

Story based off of “The Floor is Endeavor! Freaking Book It!” 