Talk:Sophie and Fitz/@comment-68.231.221.239-20180516010650

Basically what would happen if Sokeefe happened: (this is a joke and is not to be taken seriously)

Me: Reads Sokeefe becoming official

Me: Closes book

Me: Goes into corner

Me: Cries for about 12 hours

Later:

Me: Gets a black pen and crosses out Keefe and replaces it with Fitz on the moment Sokeefe becomes official

Me: Writes Fanfic about Sophitz happening

Two Days Later:

Me: Crosses out every mention of Keefe in the book and replaces it with Fitz, and blots out entire sentences were it wouldn't make sense for it to be Fitz.

Me: Writes 2 Fanfic every hour about Sophitz happening

1 Week Later:

Me: Crosses out every mention of Keefe in the entire series

Me: Writes 25 fanfic every hour about sophitz happening

2 Weeks Later:

Me: Rips out every page with a Sokeefe moment on it

Me: Stores those moments in a safe

Me: Writes 250 fanfic about sophitz happening every hour

3 weeks later:

Me: Buys Posters of Keefe and then scribbles all over them, and ruins his hair

Me: Writes 1,000 fanfic about sophitz happening every hour

4 weeks Later:

Me: Builds a bonfire and tosses posters of Keefe into it

5 weeks Later:

Me: Tosses every sokeefe page I ripped out and throughs them into the bonfire

6 weeks Later:

Me: Throughs the entire series into the bonfire

7 weeks Later:

Me: Writes alternate series were sophitz happens

Me: Goes back in time and publishes the sophitz kotlc series before Shannon could release KOTLC