Talk:Keefe and Sophie/@comment-38374563-20191103022512

Literally all commercials:

Get product la product! It will help will heart disease, cancer, and more! Get it today while you have the chance to save your loved family and friends!

Fast talk mode: Please be aware that this product la product has tons of terrible poisons and chemicals that will cause birth defects, and even worse heart disease.

Buyers: Wait WHAT?! I WASTED 1,000,000,000 DOLLARS ON THIS!