Board Thread:Short Stories and Fanfictions/@comment-35871510-20180811184531

I can imagine there being some kind of event for book series. Y'know, like vidcon, but it's actually for books? (Idk if there's already something for that. Comicon? idk)

At Bookcon:

Kotlc fandom person: Oh, a book I love? I like Keeper of the Lost Cities. Have you read it?

Other person: Yeah.

For some reason, everyone in the room turns to look at Other Person. Other Person doesn't seem to notice.

Kotlc fandom perspn: ...Did you like it?

Other person: Well... not really, I mean it's great and all but-

Kotlc Fandom Person sprints away from Other person. The room suddenly goes quiet for some reason. Other Person looks around the room.

Other Person: Wat??

Other Person hears whispers in the crowd. He can't make them all out, but he does hear:

"... get the pitchforks..."

"... remember not to light the fire until he runs for the door..."

"... slow and painful..."

"... Pommy forgot to bring the machete..."

"... then get... kitchen knife!..."

Other person now realizes his mistake. 