Board Thread:Clubs/@comment-32247874-20190320232359/@comment-38518755-20190327032335

1. I was sleeping and then this glow in the dark star I had on the ceiling fell on my head. I freaked out and bonked my head on my desk (no idea how that happened) and rolled off the bed and then scared my cat and then I looked like Winter from the Lunar Chronicles for a week.

2. I was shooting a rubber band but I’m not smart and I shot it at a wall and it hit me in the eye.