Board Thread:Clubs/@comment-43855949-20191005232155/@comment-43957690-20191019170516

Wait, so all i have to do is convince u guys that i'm wierd and then you'll let me join?

Oh, this'll be fun.

Where to start....?

1: I like playing with lighters.

2: I can talk to chickens because they are my spirit animal.

3: I have spent a day inside a dumpster ON PURPOSE, and occasionally go dumpster diving.

4: I am a conspiricy therorist, so I know how we're all gonna die.

4: Crows sometimes follow me when I go to check the mail.

4: Blobfish are my favorite animal.

4: I think it's HILARIOUS when someone dies in a movie.

4: I have six imaginary friends, and their names in order of creation are Kate, Finn, Evan, Lydia, Simon and Ivy.

4: I have chased down a car before. IT WAS FUUUUUUUNNNN.

4: I sometimes pretend to be homemless and stare at people as they walk down the street.

And there you have it, ten reasons why I should be in this club.

Because believe me, I am a STRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGE duck.