Talk:Keefe Sencen/@comment-39536269-20190522233137

Yo, Sophie currently likes Fitz. Not me. And my two best friends are currently together. You know what would be the least helpful thing for me to do right now?

Act super depressed and make my two best friends super guilty. And not be just happy for them. And just stay stuck on a girl who literally has or almost has a boyfriend.

Yeah, that seems like a great idea. I should act super depressed so my best friend will have a break-up and I can date their crush.

On an unrelated note, I'm running for the Best Friend of the Year Award! Who wants to vote for me? Woo!