Talk:Sophie and Fitz/@comment-104.249.225.69-20190828042334

Just read an interesting fanfic.😂

Someone rewrote part of Harry Potter as Christian. The Slytherins are all Catholic, the Dursley's are Evolutionists who believe in the importance of birthdays, the Hufflepuffs are environmentalists, the Ravenclaws are misogynists, the Gryffindors are "proper Christians", and Voldemort is a pale atheist with barely any chest hair who drives an eco-car and uses his iPhone to post on Reddit about him being atheist and the sexiness of neck beards. Oh, and all the houses except Gryffindor are misguided but they wait patiently to convert people to Gryffindor. And Dumbledore and McGonagall are married and have a daughter, Hermione, just to take out any possibility that Reverend Dumbledore might be gay.

It left off after 14 chapters because the writer's husband decided he wanted her to focus more on housekeeping and quit her writing class.