Board Thread:Clubs/@comment-35646433-20200109155138/@comment-35646433-20200116044253

ALRIGHT I HAVE MY GOOGLE TRANSLATED WONDERFULNESS

Here's the original version:

Hey guys! I'm Gildie, and I'm a human who lives in Tennessee. I moved here from California, and while I do miss it sometimes, I'm still glad that I moved here -- and since we have a bigger house, we were finally able to get a dog! Her name is Scout. But either way, let's talk about something else. I love reading, and I'm in way too many fandoms. But we don't talk about that. :P My favorite food is salmon, and I also LOVE chocolate. It was invented for a good reason. My favorite animals are armadillos, goldfish, and pretty much all types of birds (they're BEAUTIFUL).

And the translated one:

Hi everyone! I live in Gildie, Tennessee. I’m from California here, but sometimes I forget, but I love to go there - we have a dog in a big house! His name was Scout. But don't talk about anything else. I read a lot of fans like that. But we're not talking about that. : Phil, my favorite restaurant and I love to cook. There are good reasons for this. My favorite animals are the golden arms and birds of all kinds (they are so beautiful).