Thread:TeamFosterKeefeWillAlwaysBeCooler/@comment-38091275-20190207194832/@comment-38240169-20190209172014

What if... WE'RE BOTH SHANNON MESSENGER! SHANNON HAS A SECRET IDENTICAL TWIN WHICH INSPIRED THE FORKLE TWIN THING AND THEY WRITE KOTLC TOGETHER YAY I HAVE FOUND MY LONG LOST TWIN... wow we're so weird.

Duh. I cannot sing. I sound like a dying banshee. Ooh, you like musicals? DO you like hamilton? If so, answer this question: How does a ragtag volunteer army in need of a shower, somehow defeat a global superpower? ME TOO! YOU'VE HAD MALLOWMELT FLAVORED ICE CREAM!? I NEEEEEEEEEDDDDD THAT! TELL ME WHERE YOU GOT IT!

YES YES YES I AM A GENIUS I WILL TRY TO MAKE IT HAPPEN!