Siren Songs

Siren Songs are a melody that sounds like a combination of a whales hands clapping, a screaming toddler, and nails on a chalkboard. It is known to be Sir Conley’s signature form for detention, much to the dislike of the prodigies, and he believes it to  be an exhibit of art and nature. The shrill wine is earsplitting, and Sir Conley believes it to be enlightening and makes the prodigies hear every note. In Sophie's opinion this is better than ball room dancing.