Board Thread:Clubs/@comment-38091275-20200205223527/@comment-38091275-20200209161053

Cora the Guster wrote: so i'm here to vent right now

On Thursday I emailed the director of the school play asking why kids my grade couldn't audition. Today I read the response, and here is literally all the points she made and why they are really extremely dumb

Point: Kids in your grade have never been able to participate.

Why it's so fricking dumb: YOU CAN CHANGE THAT

Point: The kids a grade older than you (who didn't get to audition last year) will be jealous.

Why it's so fricking dumb: THE PLAY IS A WRINKLE IN FREAKING TIME. NO ONE WILL BE JEALOUS except me, because I would make an amazing Mrs. Whatsit/pessimistic Reese Witherspoon and no one can deny it

Point (direct quote; yes, she can't capitalize letters apparently): "Being that i started acting at a young age there is no doubt in my mind that you may be filled with talent."

Why it's so fricking dumb: uh kinda obvious

Point (direct quote): "I want to take you way back to elementary for a second, think about when you were in kindergarten or even second grade there were clubs that you could not participate in until you were in forth or fifth grade it gave you something to look forward to."

Why it's so fricking dumb: How long has it been since you were in second grade? OH YEAH, 20+ YEARS. I WAS 'LOOKING FORWARD TO' J-CLUB (which was exclusive to fifth graders) BECAUSE NO ONE WOULD TAKE A FIRST GRADER SERIOUSLY ON THE ANNOUNCEMENTS. AND I WAS STILL JEALOUS.

Point (direct quote): "So i ask that you enjoy the clubs that are offered to you this year and will look forward to seeing you at the auditions next year."

Why it's so fricking dumb: okay so 1) EVEN I CAPITALIZE THE LETTER I, THAT TECHNICALLY PUTS ME ON A WAY HIGHER LEVEL THAN YOU GRAMMAR-WISE and 2) I have only been to one intramural this entire year because it was the most decent one, and you know what it is? POTTER HEADS UNITE AUGGGGHHHH

POint (quote): "Who knows i may do a workshop for [your grade] toward the end of the rehearsals of this production to get an opportunity to meet you guys which will be a treat for me as well."

Why it's so fricking dumb: 1) SERIOUSLY, USE GRAMMAR and 2) you 'may'? YOU BETTER

pOINT: now go watch the play and support your dear older kids, you ungrateful brat

Why it's so fricking dumb: YOU JUST MADE AN ATTEMPT AT DISSING ME AND YOU'RE ASKING ME TO SUPPORT THE PLAY?!?!?!

What the heck

I am so, so sorry

Can I go yell at your teacher????