Talk:Sophie and Fitz/@comment-37709254-20181225064917/@comment-37173503-20181226152028

This one is not mine, but i think it's so funny

Tam: I am 80% water, 20% pizza, and 100% emo

Keefe: that's 200%

Tam: I am twice the man you'll ever be

and

Tam: sometimes i just want to put my hands against someone's cheeks and just hold my head in their hands and stare into their eyes and violently snap their neck at a 90 degree angle

Sophie: that took a very unexcpected turn

Keefe: so did their neck

Yeah, that one's kind freaky, but who doesn't love some Tam/Keefe humor???

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