Board Thread:RolePlay/@comment-44426813-20200101044101/@comment-2600:8807:1C01:A199:510C:897E:25E7:B246-20200103061342

I’m really bad with torture scenes so-

“Hey, what color do Smurfs turn when you choke them?” The man who had captured Shiha asked randomly.

“...Excuse me?” Shiha looked puzzled.

“If oranges are named after the color orange shouldn’t lemons be called yellows?”

“I...What?”

“Did they make dyslexia hard to spell on purpose?”

“I don’t-“

“Why is the fear of long words called Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?”

“How did you even say that?”

“If circle shaped pizzas come in square boxes, shouldn’t square pizzas come in circle boxes?” The man continued very seriously.

“WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?” Shiha sobbed.

-Loki