User:Gildie-Everblaze

CAUTION: This user has been dyed pink by Catherine. You have been forewarned.
Hi! I'm Gildie-Everblaze, and you can call me Gildie :D (Or Person, if your name is Eva Mendes (lol)) (Or Gold, if your name is Nika or Blue ;P) (Or Gildingham, if your name is Candy lol) (Or even Gildything, if your name is Z (wow that's a lot XD) (And yes, I have a name, but I'm not going to tell it... Okay, fine, I'll give you a clue. My name is the same thing as a KOTLC character, but that's all I'll disclose ;)) I'm just a regular person who desperately wishes they could be an elf from Lórien that lives in the Lost Cities. (Weird, right? :P) But needless to say, from that comment you could probably tell that I'm an EXTREME bookworm, so proceed with caution: one does not simply browse my profile. ;)

(Also, this is my 100th edit!! Yay! :D)

(And this is my 1000th edit!!!!!! YAY!!! :D)

Go check out the new wiki that ReadingForever and I made for the Let the Sky Fall series! [//let-the-sky-fall-series.wikia.com/wiki/ https://let-the-sky-fall-series.wikia.com/wiki/]

FAVORITE BOOKS
This is a list of my favorite books (If you haven't read them, what are you waiting for!? Go check them out!!) There are SOOOO many other books that I couldn't possibly list here without making this page a mile long, but these are my favorites! :)
 * Keeper of the Lost Cities (Do I really need to put this? It's pretty much a given. XD)
 * Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit (Seriously. If you haven't read these AMAZING books, you shouldn't be here. Go do that right now. :))
 * The Adventurer's Guide to Successful Escapes (This series is waaay under-rated :))
 * A Wrinkle in Time (I've only read the first book, but still, it was really good!)
 * The Incorrigible Children of Ashton Place (After like 500000000000 years*, it FINALLY came out!!! :D)
 * The Sky Fall Series (It is seriously one of the most incredible series I've ever read. It's also by Shannon Messenger, so if you also love Keeper (which you probably do, or else you wouldn't be here) then you should totally read it! :D)

Random Info

 * I like memorizing weird things. (i.e. pi, super long words, you know, all the usual stuff. DEFINITELY not weird, right? :P)
 * I am a HUGE grammar/spelling police, so don't be surprised if i start suddenly lecturing you on the correct use of a comma. (Hey, we all have our habits, right?)
 * My favorite color is lavender purple.
 * My favorite animal is a Fiery-throated Hummingbird. (Look them up - they're super cool! :D) Or... something.
 * My favorite food (like, not candy/other sweet stuff) is salmon. (Yummy...)
 * My favorite TV show is the Great British Baking Show. (What? It's good!! :D)
 * My favorite movie is Lord of the Rings. (All three. You could probably tell that from what I typed up above in the introduction.)
 * I am the World's Biggest Procrastinator. (I don't get it: how can people just sit in a room all alone with a computer and NOT get distracted?)
 * I'm in Ravenclaw, my Patronus is a Stoat, and my wand is 'Beech wood with a Dragon Heartstring core, 13 ¼" and reasonably supple flexibility'
 * I have a puppy named Scout! The infobox below tells you pretty much all you need to know... :P

Long Rant #1
Okay, and by that I mean IF YOU HAVE NOT READ LORD OF THE RINGS OR THE HOBBIT, DO NOT READ THIS. Seriously. If I spoil things for you, don't say I didn't warn you!!!

And please don't worry - I'll write another speech just as long as this one (possibly longer) that you guys will ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND.

But anyway, lets start from the beginning.

The Hobbit. My favorite standalone book and what is possibly one of the best (but most disloyal to the book) film trilogies out there. (Yes, one book into three 3-hour movies. Figure that one out for me.) The first thing I have to say about it is that PETER JACKSON INCLUDED A TON OF CHARACTERS THAT WEREN'T EVEN IN THE BOOK. Legolas, Galadriel, Saruman, Sauron (well I guess he was sorta in the book, but not really), and Radagast were NOT IN THE BOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Peter Jackson also added a character that Tolkien never even CREATED: Tauriel! (Honestly my favorite character in the Hobbit, along with Kili. :)) And did anyone else notice how Legolas's eyes were this super weird color? They kept changing colors too!

And by the way, my favorite quote from those movies is "What do you mean, 'good morning'? Do you mean to wish me a good morning, or are you saying it is a good morning whether I like it or not? Or do you feel good on this particular morning, or is it a morning to be good on?" Yep. Think about that the next time you say "good morning" to someone.

Okay, moving on to Fellowship of the Ring. Now here's a movie where a ton of the really cool characters (Tom Bombadil, Goldberry, Gloin, etc) were TAKEN OUT. Seriously, they took out the part when they were all wrapped up and dragged underground by the evil willow tree and then rescued by a super powerful guy who had power over pretty much everything, including the Ring! And the part when they were rescued AGAIN by him when the Barrow-Wights took them all into that creepy Barrow thing and they got swords and a bunch of fancy equipment! Instead of that VERY important and interesting scene (it's a lot more interesting than I made it sound, trust me) Aragorn just gave them a couple of swords. And there was also a super funny scene in that book where they all got freaked out by a couple of mountain troll statues. THEY TOOK IT OUT TOO! And they took out the scene at the very beginning with Gildor and all the other elves, and poor Glorfindel got COMPLETELY REPLACED by Arwen! Okay, I have nothing to hold against Arwen, but seriously - wouldn't you be angry if your HUGE part in a story was completely replaced with someone else? So yeah.

By now you all are probably begging me to stop for the sake of not using up every bit of data on this website. However, I still have one more book to cover, and possibly one more after that. Not likely. ''Possibly. '';)

But anyway, let's move on to The Two Towers. Okay, I honestly think that Peter Jackson did a pretty good job with this one. EXCEPT for two things that are possibly the WORST THINGS HE ADDED/LEFT OUT EVER!!! (Okay, these also happen to be the biggest spoilers I'm going to put in this thing. So if you haven't read The Two Towers or watched ALL THREE MOVIES, there are MAJOR SPOILERS HERE.) The first one is the fact that Gandalf didn't defeat Saruman. HE WAS SUPPOSED TO DO THAT BEFORE THE THIRD BOOK ENDED!!! (In case you don't know, each volume of Lord of the Rings is composed of two books, so the third book is the first part of The Two Towers.) But he didn't!!! Instead he stretched the Helms Deep scene for SOOOOO LONG that they used up ALL THE TIME THAT THEY COULD'VE BEEN USING FOR THAT AMAZING SCENE!!!!! AGH! Anyway, speaking of Helms Deep, I need to get into my second one, and it's the fact that HALDIR DIED!!! D: HE WAS SO AMAZING!!! AND CRUEL, EVIL PETER JACKSON DECIDED THAT HE WOULD DIE!!! HE DIDN'T EVEN COME TO HELMS DEEP IN THE BOOKS!!! HE DOESN'T DIE!!!!!!!!! D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: WHYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!????? D:

It's the moment you've all been waiting for: I finished The Return Of The King!! (Well, not the book. I've kinda only just started the book..... hehe.) But anyway, this one was another AMAZING Lord Of The Rings movie, but of course, with each new movie I have to analyze it... Let's start from something I included in the last paragraph, which is "Gandalf didn't defeat Saruman". Well, guess what? HE STILL DIDN'T DEFEAT SARUMAN!!!!! THAT IS AN AMAZING SCENE! WHY DID PETER JACKSON CUT IT OUT!?!? But seriously, that's probably one of my favorite scenes in the book. All I can say about that is AAAGGGHHH!!! ...to be continued...

Okay, now I need to stop this rant. And yes, I haven't finished The Return of the King... ''yet. ''I'll probably finish it after I'm done with the books...

(And from this, umm... long rambling rant, you probably think that I hate Peter Jackson. That's not true. I feel the same way about him as Shannon Messenger. This is something that you all can definitely relate to, right?)

Speaking of Shannon Messenger, I need to start working on that other rant I promised you guys earlier. I can see all your horrified faces as you remember that earlier I said that it might even be longer than this one. But it probably will feel shorter - you know, you guys'll actually know what I'm talking about?

But yeah, I guess I'd better get working on that. See ya!

Long Rant 2
This rant is coming soon! And you're going to love this one!

(I mean that in a sort of "you're probably going to be screaming at me to not use up all the room on this website" way. But I'm sure you all feel the need to write something that long too, riiiiiight?)

Pears
(because why not?)

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(couldn't resist putting just one little green apple in there...)

Pages I've Created
(WOW, SO MANY!! jk lol)
 * Ripplenut
 * Ripplefluffs
 * Selkies
 * Gold Tower
 * Krakie
 * Sprocket
 * Tomples
 * Cognate Rings
 * Phosforien
 * Lucilliant

Bye.
You're leaving already!? But you'll come back to revisit all of my rambling book discussions, right?

Ok, fine. You probably aren't. So to those of you who aren't coming back here, then goodbye! (But honestly, I can't blame you... You probably are sick of reading all my complaints.)

And to the 0.01% of people who are coming back (Thanks!), then Namárië... for now... ;)