User blog:ReadItAll/A short story:

In some random building right before they go to war:

Keefe: Sophie, if I die today, there's something I have to tell you.

Sophie: Uh, ok? *blushes*

Keefe:*Leans in super close*

Keefe: *Strokes Sophie's cheek

Sophie: *blushes*

Keefe: Sophie, I really, extremely, seriously, with all my heart - Fitz: Tam, do you think that Keefe is in there with Sophie?
 * Outside building*

Tam: *rolls eyes* Of course he is, Fitz. Where else would he be?

Fitz: Oh, uh, I just wanted to -

Tam: You want to tell her that you love her before Keefe does in case you die, right?

Fitz: Uh - yeah, *rubs neck awkwardly*

Tam: Just because I hate Keefe and I ship Fitzphie so I don't want him getting at Sophie, I'm going to open this door.

Tam: *opens door*

Keefe: -lo-

Fitz: *Clears throat*

Tam: *squeals* HEY GUYS!!!!!!!!

Keefe and Sophie: AAHHHHH *jump back and blush*

Fitz: Dude, what were you doing with my cognate?

Keefe: I was just telling her that I loved her!

Tam: *sniggers*

Sophie: *quietly cause she's really confused* Wait-

Fitz: You realize that I love her more than you do?

Keefe: Excuse me? I would die for her.

Fitz: I would, too. I would sell my soul to the devil for her.

Tam: *cracks up*

Sophie: *so confused*

Keefe and Fitz at each other: SHE'S MINE!!!!!!

Sophie: GUYS!! DID YOU FORGET I WAS HERE?

Keefe and Fitz: *awkwardly jump back and look around nervously*

Sophie: You guys-both-love me...

Sophie: *turns bright red*

Fitz: Oops?

Keefe: Well, since you found out, I guess I have to do this right now.

Keefe: *walks to Sophie* *grabs her face* Sophie, I love-

Grady: "casually opens door* *notices Keefe and Sophie*

Grady: *turns mad*

Grady: WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY DAUGHTER?

Keefe: *casually inches away from Sophie, whistling*

Tam: *in hysterics, laughing on the floor and crying*

Dex, Biana, and Linh: *walk in*

Dex, Biana, and Linh: *so confused*

This was originally posted on @Thetheorists, my old account.