Board Thread:Clubs/@comment-32247874-20191013224651/@comment-43957690-20191221013510

Ok so today, i literally had a cliche run-into-a-guy-because-i-am-a-clutz moment.

I was in target, and I wasn't looking where i was going because i was looking at the ground and trying not to step on the cracks between the tile (don't pretend you dont do it, too) and i just ran smack into him. Of course i fall on my butt like an idiot.

And he helps me up, and he is SMOKEN HOT.

In my head i'm like 'Oh, shirt y did i frickn do that?' and 'holy frick he's spicy!' but i just said thanks and walked off in the opposite direction that i was going in the first place.

I'm so proud of myself for not stuttering and blushing and acting all shy, tho. YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME, CRUEL FLIRTY FEMALE INSTINCTS! I AM A PROUD CLUTZY GOOFBALL!