Thread:Bangs Boy15/@comment-39831881-20190616185239

Keefe: Sophie, I want to tell you something. Sophie: Why did you use my first name? Keefe: Because your last name is gonna turn to Sencen. Fitz: Do you think Keefe is in there with Sophie? Tam: Yup. Let’s go see what they’re doing. Dex: Good idea! Keefe gets down on one knee: Sophie, I want you to know that- Fitz: C’mon! Tam and Dex: Coming!! Keefe: I lo- Fitz, Dex, and Tam run in. Tam sees Keefe down on one knee and starts to laugh. Keefe jumps up, lets go of Sophie’s hands and glares at Fitz. Keefe: What are YOU doing here? Fitz: What are YOU doing here? Keefe: You’re ruining my relationship! Fitz: You’re ruining MY relationship! Keefe and Fitz (in unison): SHE’S MINE! Sophie: You know I’m still here, right? Tam is doubling over with laughter by now. Keefe: Go away, Fitz! Fitz: Sophie is NOT going to have the last name Sencen! Keefe: Sophie isn’t gonna be a Vacker, either! Dex: You know Tam’s gonna die of laughter, right? Tam is gasping for breath, rolling on the ground laughing. Linh and Biana walk in, see Tam on the ground, and stare at Keefe and Fitz, who are nose to nose, glaring at each other. Grady walks in with an armful of swizzlespice, takes one look at Keefe, and throws all the treats at him. Grady: He’s all yours, Fitz. -                 HOW JOLIE RUEWEN REALLY DIED Brant: I can either bake these cookies for at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4000 degrees for one minute Jolie: thats not how it- Brant: HOW ABOUT 40000000000 DEGREES FOR ONE SECOND Jolie: BRANT NO - Tam: I had a dream about you. Keefe: Awwwwwww, you did? Tam: You died. - Grady: Sophie, are you coming over for Christmas this year? Sophie: Yeah, I’m bringing beef. Grady: SOPHIE ELIZABETH FOSTER, ELVES ARE VEGETARIANS! HOW DARE YOU THINK ABOUT BRINGING BEEF! Sophie: I meant Keefe!! Grady: NO NOT THAT BOY!!!!!!! HE’S EVEN WORSE THAN BEEF!!!!!! - Wraith *appears out of nowhere* Biana: How do you do that? Wraith: With practice and patience. Biana: Like how to deal with Tam? Wraith: EXACTLY. - Keefe In A Horror Movie Keefe: Yo? Killer: I can see you. Keefe: Killer: Keefe: Killer: Keefe: Do I look hot? - Keefe doing something he knows he shouldn’t: Making my way downtown, walking fast- Sophie with Sandor looking for him: KEEFE SENCEN Keefe, panicked: WALKING FASTER - Keefe: Fitz, I don't get how tall people sleep. The blanket doesn't cover you from your feet to your head so how do you stay warm? Do you get extra large blankets or something? Do you use two blankets, one to cover your feet and one to cover your shoulders? I don't get it. Fitz: KEEFE IT’S THREE IN THE MORNING SHUT UP - Mr. Forkle: as of this moment, no pets shall be allowed in the treehouses. Biana: that's so unfair! Sophie: what about Iggy? Mr. Forkle: yes this includes Iggy. Tam: well dang man, we can't just throw Keefe out like that. Keefe: HEY - If Sophie had went star bottling with Keefe instead of Dex: Sophie: Look at all these stars aren’t they beautiful? Keefe: You know what else is beautiful? Sophie (blushing): What? Keefe: Me - Keefe: Foster help me!! Sophie: okay Keefe homework it is Keefe: thanks Sophie: So you have 10 cupcakes that Edaline made. Tam asks for one.How many do you have left? Keefe: 10 Sophie: Okay Keefe let's try this again. you have 10 cupcakes. Tam FORCIBLY TAKES ONE. How many do you have now? Keefe: 10 and 1 dead Tam - Someone: Tam’s annoying I hate his bangs and his ego. Linh at 2:00 am (holding a sword over the person): WHAT DID YOU SAY EARLIER? - Sophie: We’re gonna sink! There’s too much weight in the boat! We have to toss stuff out! Keefe: How bout you make Bangs Boy drop his angst? Tam: We can start with your ego. - Linh: *trips* Dex: Here, let me help you. Tam (stabs Dex in the back with Ro’s sword): Are you getting handsy with my sister, Dizznee? - Keefe: FOSTER HELP Sophie: Keefe what its three in the morning Keefe: IT’S GRADY Sophie: What happened! Where are you? Is Grady okay?! Keefe: HE HAS MRS.STINKBOTTOM AND HE SAYS HE WON’T GIVE HER BACK TILL I GO HOME… Sophie: But I want to see you! Keefe: I want to see you too. - Fintan (holding Everblaze under Keefe’s chin): Any last words? Keefe: Yeah. tell that-cough- goth boy-i don’t really hate him Tam (jumping out of Fintans cloak): I’M NOT A GOTH BOY-GET THOSE FLAMES OUT OF MY FACE YOU TWERP- THE SILVER BANGS ARE EMO, NOT GOTH! YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT KEEFE! YOU´RE THE EMPATH AND YOU USE MORE HAIR PRODUCTS THAN ME! GET YOUR FIRE OUT OF MY FACE FINTAN YOU TWAT. (Tam jumps back into Fintan’s cloak and vanishes) Fintan: Soooooooooooooooo, that happened. - Keefe: And then I said to Fintan dont mess with me cause im awesome and…… Linh: Tam, tell your boyfriend to shut up. Tam: Keefe, shut up. Keefe: Tam: Keefe: Linh:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Tam: HE´S NOT MY BOYFRIEND!!!! - Tam: Sometimes i just want to take someone´s head in my hands, stare deeply and solemnly into their eyes, and then violently snap their neck at a 90 degree angle? Sophie: That took a wrong turn. Keefe: So did their neck. - Grady: In order to associate with my daughter, you have to pass this test. Fitz: ... Dex: ... Keefe: ... Fitz: Hey Keefe, what was your answer for question #973? Keefe: Do an unsettlingly accurate imitation of a chicken stick. - Sophie: You´re smiling did something good happen? Keefe: Can´t I smile just cause I wanna? Fitz: Tam tripped and fell over in the parking lot. - Linh: KEEFE WHY IS TAM IN THE HOSPITAL Keefe: I don't know I said breath if you like me and then all of a sudden Tam started going blue and he said he fell over oh wait I THINK I KNOW WHY HE TURNED BLUE - Tam: I need motivation not to kill anyone today Biana if you leave we can't finish our pillow fort - Dex: who's the scariest- Keefe: Tam Dex: I didn't even finis- Keefe: Tam - Fitz: how are you feeling Tam: I don't know I have this headache that keeps coming and going (Keefe enters the room) Tam: now it's back - Tam: I have no fears Linh: What if you woke up one day and Dex was taller than you? Tam: I have one fear. - Sophie: Biana have you seen Keefe? he covered my room ceiling with mistletoe and I'm afraid to go in there in case he's in there!!! Biana: Oh jeez I´ll call him. he didn't answer Sophie: I just heard a ringing coming from my bedroom. I just heard who the heck is calling me hang up hang up hang up coming from my bedroom. Biana: OOOOOOOO I have an idea let's send Fitz in your room! - Tam: I'm 80% water 20% pizza and a hundred percent emo Keefe: That´s 200%. Tam: I am twice the man you´ll ever be. - Keefe: I made a mistake Tam: does it affect me Keefe: no but- Tam: then suffer in silence. - Tam: Going to Plan B? Sophie: Actually this will be Plan K already. Tam: Like how many plans are there? Is there a Plan Z? Sophie: Yeah but Keefe dies in Plan Z. Tam: I like Plan Z - Biana: Why is Tam crying? Sophie: He took one of those which kotlc character are you quizzes. Biana: oh man who did he get? Sophie: he got Keefe. - Sophie: Okay fair deal Tam: so Sophie: fine. me and Linh were spying on you but it was just a dare Keefe made us follow - Tam: Out of all my body parts, I'm pretty sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do about 363 eye rolls per day. - Judge: how do you plead? Keefe: *looks at Sophie desperately* Sophie (mouths): not guilty Keefe: Hot milky. Sophie: Just lock him up. - Monsters are real they live inside us and sometimes they win. - Sophie: Have you ever been attracted to a friend? Fitz: You Sophie: what? Fitz: You. You're my friend and I'm attracted to you. - THE NEVERSEEN IN PRISON Alvar: I killed a man. And you? Gethen: I killed Dex. - Keefe: Punch me. Tam: punch you? Keefe: Yes punch me punch me in the face Tam: What are you serious Keefe: yeah why didn't you hear me? Tam: yeah. it's just that every time you speak I hear punch me in the face and it's just like a subtext. - Alvar: will there be mallowmelt? Edaline: *sobbing* Alvar (louder): Edaline. Sophie's funeral. will there be mallowmelt? - The Black Swan after finding out Alvar had escaped: The Collective (in unison): I'm in danger - Keefe: UM FOSTER FOSTER Sophie: No Keefe: But you don't even know what I want yet Sophie: Did you blow something up? Keefe: Pfft what makes you think I would do that? Sophie: Keefe: Sophie: Keefe: Yes - Sophie: Keefe Sophie: can I tell you something Keefe: sure Keefe: wait Keefe: let me guess Keefe: I'm beautiful Keefe: my hair rocks Sophie: No Keefe: I´m the coolest person ever Sophie: Ummmmmm… Keefe: All of the above - Dex: if I punch myself and it hurts, does it show that I'm strong or weak? Fitz: strong Keefe: weak Tam: an idiot - Linh: Whatever happened to my fun and happy brother? Tam: Take that back I was never fun or happy. - Keefe: Maybe you should wear less black Tam Tam: maybe you should breathe less air - Keefe: Hi Sophie: Hi Keefe: Where are you Sophie: Where are you Keefe: ARE YOU COPYING ME FOSTER Sophie: ARE YOU COPYING ME FOSTER Keefe: I love you Sophie: I love you too Keefe Keefe: Wait what - Biana: What time is it? Sophie: No idea. Here, pass me the recorder. Grady: WHO IS PLAYING THE RECORDER AT 2 AM????? - Sophie: DON'T ASK ME IF I'M OKAY I'M NOT OKAY NOT OKAY NOT OKAY NOT OKAY Dex: I fernly beleaf that my tree puns are awesome and anyone who disagreens with me has a wrong opineon Biana: Oh come on, with your eggspert sense of humor, I would have eggspected a better yolk than that. My eggselent puns are eggstraordinary Keefe: NO ONE EATS LIKE GASTON, MINI WHEATS LIKE GASTON AND NOBODY FLIPPING YEETS LIKE GASTON Tam: I want to jump into a flooded forest filled with parasites so that they can overtake my brain and I become a forest zombie so that I can finally get some peace and quiet in this world. Linh: I am a good noodle ^-^ Fitz: If you're gonna be stupid, you might as well be smart about it. - Keefe: i have the best hair Tam: ha mine's better Keefe: don't you disrespect me like that. - Keefe *accidentally touches Tam* Tam goes back home to Alluveterre Tam to Linh: I was harassed. - Sophie *breathes* Bronte: I'll see you in court. - Biana: Wanna play kiss marry kill? Dex: Sure I’m in Tam: Why not Keefe: You go first Biana Biana: Okay Keefe. Kiss marry kill Sophie, me, and Linh Keefe: Kiss you, marry Sophie, and kill Tam. Tam: What the heck? I wasn’t even an option! - WHO WOULD WIN? A smart, handsome, hardworking elf OR One stabby boi - KNOW THE DIFFERENCE Acute angle A cute angel - Linh: Hi Tammy Tam: Linh why Linh: What Tam: The nick name. No. Tam: What did you do? Linh: Nothing, but...um….do you like cats? Tam: LINH! ANSWER MY CALLS!!!! - What happens when the KOTLC gang gets the text “I love you” I love you too | Linh Thanks...I guess? | Tam Duh who doesn't | Keefe K | Fitz I love me too | Biana SEEN | Sophie - Keefe: not everyone is going to think i'm gorgeous, but that's ok!! Keefe: ... Keefe: they’re wrong though - Keefe: IM LONELY AND CLINGY PLEASE COME OVER Tam: K I'm on my way Keefe: NOOO NOT YOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!! - Tam: *does anything* Keefe (screaming): NOOOO! - Biana: Keefe what's wrong Keefe: I'm having girlfriend problems Biana: Sophie isn't your girlfriend Keefe: See that's the problem. - Sophie: *is alone with either Keefe or Fitz* Edaline: *comes barging in* - Keefe: i have high standards Sophie *exists* Keefe: oh no she´s meeting all my standards - Neverseen: we have your husband. Sophie: i don't have a husband. Neverseen: then whose asking for mallowmelt with the corners cut off and hair products? Sophie: dear god, they have Keefe - FITZ                                                                                 TAM TAM TAM TAM TAM TAM I'M WARNING YOU What? This had better be good INCORRECT. VERY BAD. KEEFE JUST LEFT THE HOUSE WITH BALDING SERUM. SAYING SOMETHING ABOUT REVENGE. - Alvar: hey siri take me to Tam´s heart Siri: there is no such location. Alvar: knew it. - Linh: WhY iS tHeRe BlOoD eVeRyWhErE?!?! TaM?!?! Tam: I may have aggressively poked someone with a stick. Linh: yOu StAbBeD sOmEoNe?!?! Tam: No, aggressively poked - FITZ                                                                                KEEFE I´m not getting into any more stupid arguments with you, Keefe. Earth isn’t a planet. HOW IS EARTH NOT A PLANET - Tam: 80% exhaustion 10% sarcasm 20% don’t care Keefe: that’s 110%, Tam Tam: 20% doesn’t care, Keefe - Tam: WHY FALL IN LOVE WHEN YOU CAN FALL ASLEEP? - Keefe: Dude. I have the BEST idea! Dex: No. Keefe: but you haven’t even heard it yet Dex: I refuse to make Tam suffer anymore. Not after the cockroach chocking incident. That poor guy’s suffered enough. Keefe: come on, what’s a little balding serum gonna do? - Mr. Forkle: Does everyone know their jobs? Fitz: i’ll be outside with Keefe. Tam: i’ll be sneaking around the back with Biana. Sophie: me and linh are the distraction. Mr. Forkle: Dex? Dex: Ill be in my room, making no noise and pretending that I don’t exist. - Everyone: Stares Linh: stares back innocently Everyone: um y’know, broccoli isn't really tasty. Linh: oh that's okay you don’t have to force yourself. Everyone: Tam: Everyone: Tam*shadow-whispers* Tam: you eat Tam: or i shove it down your throats - Keefe: AAAHH Biana *hits Keefe on the head* Keefe: ow NOT THE HAIR Tam: smacks Keefe with newspaper until Keefe passes out - FITZ                                                                              SOPHIE now i'm in bed get up then please why … - FITZ                                                                            KEEFE so...up for a date tonight? Yes!!! Cool Atlantis? Sure. Wait this is Sophie right? i thought YOU were Sophie im just gonna go now... ??? but who actually is this? Keefe OMG i just asked my best friend out FITZ WHAT THE HECK - SOPHIE                                                                        BIANA hi hi biana what I'm gonna go dress shopping I'M COMING SOPHIE i was just gonna ask you which dress you think i should get SEE YOU THERE No biana y e s b i a n a - KEEFE                                                                            SOPHIE KEEFE MOVE OVER YOU'RE BLOCKING THE VIEW Foster, I am the view ... - TAM                                                                            BIANA some people just need what? a high five AAAWWW TAMMY in the face WAIT WHAT with a chair TAM! - KEEFE                                                                             TAM BANGS BOY I NEED HELP WITH HOMEWORK! BANGS BOY BANGS BOY BANGS BOY BANGS BOY BANGS BOY BANGS BOY BANGS BOY BANGS BOY WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I NEED HELP WITH HOMEWORK No. PLEEEEEEASE? Fine. What do you need help with? ALCHEMY Why are you all caps? sorry You need help with alchemy? Whose your teacher? lady cadence NOPE NOT GONNA HAPPEN ASK DEX - KEEFE                                                                SOPHIE AAAAAAAHHHHHH I JUST FELL OFF A FIFTY-FOOT LADDER! OMG are you hurt?! I was on the second rung - Keefe: JINGLE BELLS FItz: oh sophie talks about that Keefe: JINGLE BELLS JINGLE BELLS Fitz: jingle all the way Keefe: OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE IN A ONE HORSE OPEN SLEIGH Fitz: Keefe? Keefe: JINGLE BELLS JINGLE BELLS JINGLE ALL THE WAY Fitz: KEEFE? Keefe: OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE IN A ONE HORSE OPEN SLEIGH Fitz: KEEFE!!!! Keefe: JINGLE BELLS JINGLE BELLS JINGLE ALL THE WAYYYYYY Fitz: KEEFE?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Keefe: oh...what...FUN...it is...to RIDE...in a ONE HORSE....open...SLEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Fitz: KEEFE ARE YOU OKAY???? Keefe: DASHING THROUGH THE SNOWWWWWW....IN A ONE HORSE OPEN SLEIGH....OVER THE HILLS WE GOOOOOOOO.....LAUGHING ALL THE WAY!!!! Fitz: KEEFE SENCEN ARE YOU ALL RIGHT???? Tam: the correct answer there would be NO. Sophie: YESSSSSS HES GOTTEN INTO THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT! Tam: What's Christmas? Sophie: YOOOUUUUUUUU Tam: uh-oh Biana: RUN TAM RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tam: ON IT! - KOTLC HAMILTON MIX I'm watching you buuuurrrrnnnnnn in your own flames Fintan - Keefe: I want to high five her face with a brick. Covered in spikes and dipped in poison. She can go swimming in a straitjacket. She can choke on her own puke... Fitz: She can step on a LEGO Keefe: WHOA LET'S NOT GET AHEAD OF OURSELVES HERE - Keefe: ALL MY LIFE I HAVE HATED YOU SO MUCH. Tam: No surprise there. Keefe: BUT TODAY....TODAY....IS NO DIFFERENT! Tam: Aaaawwwww, I hate you too. - Keefe: I NEED HELP FOR AN ASSIGNMENT Fitz: What assignment? Keefe: I need to do a play for my childhood. Linh: Who can I be? Keefe: You can be my mom. Fitz, you can be my dad. Fitz: I don't wanna be your dad. Keefe: Great, you already have your lines memorized!! - Dex: I'm gonna make a bucket list -bucket -bucket -bucket -bucket Biana: You dork Dex: I love you too Biana ---Keefey baby i love you. DEXTER ALVIN DIZZNEE Keefey poo my heart beats only for you. STOP IT NOW Keefe, my darling dearest, my honey poop. STOP NOW DEX. Keefe, they stole my phone. Sorry. that doesn't explain why you're up at 2:00 in the morning. Well, the triplets stole my Imparter, then my phone, then they poured a whole bucket of hot water on my head. WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME YOUR PROBLEMS?!?! you asked for me to explain. oh, by the way, i had a dream about you and Tam. Tam was strangling you Okay. Why are you telling me this? Cause why not? look, i'm overtired and annoyed with the triplets.
 * Alvar scoots as far away from Gethen as possible*
 * plays recorder loudly*

Tam: Linh, what are you doing? Linh: Texting all your secrets to Biana, Sophie, Fitz, Dex, Marella, and Keefe. Tam: okay, I was just wondering-WAIT WHAT?!?! LINH!!!!!!!!!!! I HONESTLY HATE YOU RIGHT NOW!!!!!! Linh: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) - Tam: Keefe your hair's stupid Keefe: WHATDIDYOUJUSTSAYTOME Tam (perfectly calm): I said, "Keefe your hair's stupid" Keefe: THATS WHAT I THOUGHT Tam (still calm): turn off caps Keefe: NOOOOO DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DOOOOOO Tam: ill have Grady come over Keefe: you were saying? - VIA TEXT MESSAGE Tam: KEEFE DO NOT GO OVER TO SOPHIES HOUSE. IM WARNING YOU. I WAS JUST THERE. Keefe: why were you at Foster's place? Bangs Boy, what are you not telling me? Tam: I was testing out some new theories with her. Grady is MAD. Ranting about That Boy. Who's That Boy? Keefe: Me. Tam: Wow. He HATES you. And I can see why. Just looking at you makes my head hurt. and your voice makes my ears bleed. Keefe: Thank you for that inspiring pep talk. i'm going over to Foster's. (20 minutes later) Keefe: You were right. Tam: HA! See, I'm the guy who makes the right choices. - Keefe: There are three ways to win at life: the good way, the bad way, and the Keefe way. Tam: Isn't the Keefe way just the bad way? Keefe: And the Bangs Boy way. Tam: what's the Bangs Boy way? Keefe: Contraduckting everything I say. Tam: Contradicting. Keefe: SEE? YOU JUST CONTADICTED ME! Tam: Contradicted. - Sophie: this is the alicorns pasture, arent they cute? Tam, internally: oh my gosh look at them, they're so cute, i'm going to die, their little ears, i'm so glad i'm on this planet, i would not trade anything for this, i will protect them with my life Tam, externally: Neat Sophie: Why are you crying? Tam, with tears running down his face: N e a t - TWO TYPES OF FOOLS: Dex: My favorite show just ended, it was good! Tam: I haven't left the house in six days, I haven't slept in seventy-six hours, my legs are sore, myHEART STILL HURTS WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME WH- - Keefe: Wanna go out? Tam: Sure where Keefe: Magisterium Tam: Sure! Wait, this is Biana right? Keefe: WHAT NO! Tam: ???? Keefe: Who is this? Tam: Tam Keefe: omg i just asked Bangs Boy out! Tam: WHAT THE HECK KEEFE - 